What was THE MOMENT for you?

[bluesimplicity.livejournal.com]

Hey Fellow Lashers. 

I've got a question I've been wondering about for you all. Consider it a survey of sorts.

What was THE MOMENT when you knew that you were done with AB:VH (Or even Merry?) I'm not talking about the bad grammer, the endless, bore me to death sex scenes, or LKH not even remembering how to spell her own character names. (We've all plodded along with those in the hopes that it would someday get better.) I mean the moment when it FINALLY happened. When you threw whatever book you were reading across the room and just KNEW you were never going to pick it up again?

( For Example.... )

To boldly go where many have gone before...

[nightangel486.livejournal.com]

And no, I'm not talking about Anita's vag.

I have not read any of the AB:VH books after Obsidian Butterfly, which I bought just because it featured Edward, my "omgleik, fave character evar!!!1"

For some reason the snarks, rants and horror stories on this community have prompted me to throw my brain out the window, and order NiC. Luckily being a college student means I can order it through the librayr and not have to pay good money for this tripe.  I've heard about how godawful the later books are, I guess I just want to find out exactly how bad. 

Got a Chapter Suggestion?

[witchwillow.livejournal.com]

nightangel486 in an earlier post said: What's next, "LKH's Illustrated Guide To Sex, Marriage, and The Universe"?

I offered a few Chapter Suggestions.

Chapt 1: Vag pounding.

Chapt 2: When You Do Him By Mouth

Chapt 3: Dirty Talk; 1001 Ways To Scream 'Fuck Me Now!'

Chapt 4: Never Let A Man Think For Himself.

Chapt 5: Never Let an 'ex' Man Think for Himself.

Chapt 6: Teaching Your Men How To Constantly Adore You

Chapt 7: Using Men To Rule The World!

Chapt 8: Dimensional Crossings (This is my world bitches. Find your own)

Can you guys think of anymore? And should there be a "LKH's Guide to Magic, Sex Magic and All Things Mystical" ?