No power? OH NOES!

[saucyirishlass.livejournal.com]

URL: http://blog.laurellkhamilton.org/2007/04/powerless-on-purpose-blast.html

Laurell in bold, me in plain.


So, in case I don't get a chance to blog again for a couple of days I just wanted to let you guys know that we will be without power.

However will we will live without you, O Queen?!!!

Technology, ain't it grand.

Yeah, actually, it really is.

And we're not talking about technology. We're talking about lack of technology. So, this should be right up your alley. No power and 3V1L TECH for a few days. Quit bitchin', you're getting what you want.

Comments

generator

[ladymuttly1.livejournal.com]

Um-I'm assuming that a normal human being would arrange for a generator to provide emergency power to refrigerators, freezers etc if they were planning major work at their house. Or, better yet, go to a hotel with a wireless interface for a few days.

[slayra.livejournal.com]

WE. Don't. CARE. Never blog again to see if I care. Well, I wouldn't have something to laugh about, but yeah I can live without. :p

Technology, ain't it grand.
Well, she says that 'cause she never lived in a tech-free world. With no electricity, phones, TV, cells, cars, etc etc. She'd love technology then. Iiik, the woman is never happy.

[baeraad.livejournal.com]

She really isn't. There is a certain type of person who can't be happy unless they're unhappy. Like all those perpetually depressed poets and novelists that we were forced to read about in school... except that I doubt LKH will ever end up on any high school's "required reading" list, no matter what she herself seems to think. =]

[windiain.livejournal.com]

The urge to ram a pencil through her left eye grows ever stronger...

[saturdays-angel.livejournal.com]

can you aim for the right one too and go for the double?

[windiain.livejournal.com]

I was thinking I'd save that one for later. You know, draw out the pleasure, make the experience last. :D

[saturdays-angel.livejournal.com]

Sounnds good. Call it payback for all the drawn out, pointless porn we all had to suffer through before we realised plot was something we could only dream of seeing again.

[ladymina.livejournal.com]

evil you ;-)
I just wanna watch

[amamelina.livejournal.com]

I is confussed. "Trying to make things convenient for the next power outtage will make the next few days very inconvenient"

Is she trying to say that the power company is doing a "let's get ready" practice blackout? I'm really confused as to what is going on. Normally she gives us more information then we want, but this time she didn't say a dang thing.

Why blog if you're not going to say anything!

[dwg.livejournal.com]

OMG, THINK OF THE TROOPHANZ! HOW ARE THEY GOING TO COPE??? They'll be shaking like crackmonkies, denied their quasi-regular fix of Laurell. If only they had something useful to fall back upon, like a crystal meth addiction.

[witchwillow.livejournal.com]

like a crystal meth addiction Or a virgin touched for the very first time...

You are bitchy. I like you :)

[dwg.livejournal.com]

Why thankyou, my dear. :D

[pandaemonaeum.livejournal.com]

I am possibly losing my Internet connection for a while tomorrow. BT says an hour, I'm thinking more a couple of days. So I suppose I can share her pain and angst.

If I even notice it's gone, that is!

[wyrdmuse.livejournal.com]

She must live in a civilization oddity with no libraries or internet cafes around.

Then again, it's probably better that she doesn't seek anything like that out.

[catskin.livejournal.com]

Why, why, why does she feel the need to announce to the world every fricking time she's gonna not blog? Who cares? Who would notice? Does she really think she's so important that the cyberworld will grind to a halt without her imput?

Wait, what am I saying? Of course she does...

[ladyblue99.livejournal.com]

Ditto..... So I've been gone for a while and I log in to this community and what do my eyes see but more super wankage from LKH. I suppose the next time she has an irregular bowel movement I'm sure to read about that too, CAUSE AS YOU KNOW THAT'S IMPORTANT SHIT...much like her wanky announcement of no power. Hmmm about all I can pray for is a permanent outtage. Ooopsie no power means, no writing of the tacky lameass, plotless, prontastic dribble she's been currently writing. Oh, hell, lets just admit it. Half the time LKH's writing looks like and reads like she writes in the dark anyway. LOL!!

[saucyirishlass.livejournal.com]

I suppose the next time she has an irregular bowel movement I'm sure to read about that too, CAUSE AS YOU KNOW THAT'S IMPORTANT SHIT...

I don't know if that was an intentional pun, but I giggled for about a minute straight when I read that. I'm so immature sometimes. =)

[saucyirishlass.livejournal.com]

Dude, she deserves every moment of powerlessness she gets anyway, generator or not.