Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

[ladyravana.livejournal.com]

I was surfing the PDS messageboard, and I came across this little gem.

URL: http://kill.greboguru.org/index_files/book_data/anitablake.htm

It's more or less a book flog for The Whorelequin and freaking HILARIOUS. My favorite part had to be this paragraph:


Jean-Claude was wearing a deeply scoopped neck green lycra top with purple nipple tassles and a vermillion frock coat. A thick mustard yellow belt went over his bright tan leggings. A codpiece shaped like an elephant's head was the final touch. On any other man it would have seemed ridiculous but Jean-Claude made it seem not just right but utterly, utterly masculine. Asher was dressed in...

Now, I dunno about you all, but if this I almost can't believe. Jean-Claude, wearing something THAT hideous and looking like he's trying to upstage Siegfried and Roy. All he needs are a couple of white werelions white tigers and he'd be set. I don't think even Prince would wear something like THAT.

And also...the lollery that is THIS line.

"So Anita Blake, you have become a super saiyan. That will not help you for the great Frieza has powers you have not dreamt of...

*dies laughing* That was freaking PRICELESS.

Also...mayonaisse, WTF?!

Comments

[delphinapterus.livejournal.com]

That was excellent. LKH's voice was nailed to a T. The paragraph about having already fed from Micah was so spot on that it could have been a direct lift from a real book. This to me shows how badly LKH's writing has been failing because in less than 5 pages somebody has managed to write something so close to a real LKH novel that unless one thinks for a second it's hard to realize it's not real. The nipple tassels are maybe a tad over the top but it's over the top in a way that is almost plausiable. The codpiece has the same thing because of LKH's heavily touted preference for up-dating old fashions.