Intervention

[easol.livejournal.com]

http://www.geocities.com/jsolinas/intervention.html

I gotta say, I love this one. It stretches on a bit too long, but I would love to see all the men griping about Anita's flaws to her face, and she (being the bastion of logic and tolerance and even temperament we know and despise) is freaking out about it. And Jean-Claude's museum anecdote is something I could, sadly, easily imagine happening. And Richard's wiretap. And Nathaniel's stuff about the Amish village...

The potroast thing is a little gross, but let's face it, I can SO imagine Anita yelling that, and... well, just read it.

Comments

[a-proclivity.livejournal.com]

Heee. I needed that laugh. Thanks!

[unrund.livejournal.com]

So so true. I wish this would happen in real life.
Hm, I feel the need to flog ...

[relmneiko.livejournal.com]

Ah, I do so miss the manipulative, questionably-evil Jean-Claude...

[glitterbats.livejournal.com]

JEAN-CLAUDE: And the screaming. She screams with every orgasm, right in my ear. I think I'm going deaf in this ear, ma petit.

Favorite part, right there. Thank you for the link!

[kyalesyin.livejournal.com]

That was my favourite part too.

[darkese.livejournal.com]

That was my favorite line too - I can hear his french accent just dead-panning the line.

[shadowbloodwing.livejournal.com]

That made my morning right there!

[wakarimashta.livejournal.com]

Damn near snorted hot coffee right out my nose.......... non-consentual, but I lurve you for linking this. OMG !

[cteare.livejournal.com]

Love the icon!

[happygoth.livejournal.com]

This is seriously the most amazing thing ever.

[cywrain.livejournal.com]

Oh, this was so good. Thanks for sharing!

[cteare.livejournal.com]

Oh, if only they would have some sort of intervention.

Thanks for the laugh.

[bubblefaerie.livejournal.com]

lol that was great.

[moonsinger.livejournal.com]

Someone ought to send that to LKH; maybe she'd catch a clue.

[auryanne.livejournal.com]

That was hilarious!

[bludflower.livejournal.com]

Taah-ha-ha!

Awesome.

Maybe if LKH knew what her precious, perfect Anita actually looked like to anyone apart from her little entourage she'd... Pfft! Who am I trying to kid?

I only wish more people would get a clue and stop making bad writers rich.

[gondolinchick01.livejournal.com]

I giggled. Then I laughed. Then I got to the pot roast and startled my cat, my mother, and the birds outside the window. Well done.