Anita Got Her Gun

[parafan.livejournal.com]

I came across a photo this week which was actually a promo image pitching a movie prop product that I thought was so right. So Anita. Even the model is somewhat Anitaish in her more recent pissed-off, dour incarnation. As the men in her life become more like props, and their attributes (ahem) become larger then life, then so too must her other accessories. Namely her guns. We all know how she loves her guns. In particular I think she would love this gun. Now where is she gonna put that holster . . . .

Comments

[kerame.livejournal.com]

Anita lost her interest in phallic substitutes once she had every monster-cock in Saint Lousis at her diposal.

[kyalesyin.livejournal.com]

I want to see the model fire it, just to watch the recoil put her on her ass.

Am I evil?

[ohakubi.livejournal.com]

Only if you'd laugh at her for having two dislocated shoulders afterward.

[no-ron.livejournal.com]

lol!

[christraven.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the irreparably shattered wrists.

[kyalesyin.livejournal.com]

I probably would.... I had it drilled into me from day one- never use anything if you can't handle the recoil.

[sevariusjr.livejournal.com]

Hey, who's selling this? Trueswords.com?

[parafan.livejournal.com]

Can't remember the site, but I think the gun is a replica of a gun used in Hellboy.

[easol.livejournal.com]

Hell ya she'd want it, if nothing else to prove that she is like, the BIGGEST BADDEST MOST HARDCORE person EVAH. And of course, to prove that to her, size is everything. Freudians would probably point out that she obviously wishes she had a peenie bigger than Micah's, and uses the gun to compensate.

Hellboy? Seriously? Me lovey that movie -- I love me some Hellboy angst 'n' quips 'n' cutewittlekitties in a box!

Re: the Hellboy gun, it looks much less ridiculous when held by a seven-foot-tall red demon than it would by a tiny woman with no really distinguishing characteristics, except for walking bow-legged.

And where she'd holster it? Naaaahhhh.... too easy. Way too easy. She could just have a holster on the back of one of her ham-sized thighs; nobody would ever see it.

[frabjously.livejournal.com]

So Freudian.

[easol.livejournal.com]

You know, I hate the whole idea of "penis envy" and think it's a crock. But in Anita's case, it seems to actually be true.

[digitalusrex.livejournal.com]

omg that looks like a joke. jezuz h chrizzle.