The Doomcrotch Meets Harry Potter

[quizzicalsphinx.livejournal.com]

Over on deleterius, some brave, brave soul has been sporking a truly terrible HP fic, with the aid of Anita Blake and her harem. Oh Lord, it's lulzy stuff. This is the most recent instalment, with previous episodes linked in the credits. Enjoy!

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[easol.livejournal.com]

I am laughing myself into a seizure over here. Not just from the sheer awfulness of this HP fic, but from the hilarious sporking going on. And no, I don't mean this horrible sex scene.

Love the part where Richard apologetically gives capslock back to Mrs. Weasley.

"Anita: TIGHT! WET! BIG! Oh, I’m so TIIIIIIIIIIGHT and WET right now, and I need a BIG MY GOD SO BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG –"

"ALL SHALL SCREW ME AND DESPAIR!" Like a porn Galadriel.

"RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU SHALL BE DOOMCROTCHED."

"Penultimate territory?" Ye gods. That may actually be worse than LKH. This is just appalling, and not just from the OOCness. You can tell this person thinks this is total erotica.

[guardians-song.livejournal.com]

Hey, if you haven't read the previous parts, you missed the part where Cthulhu was summoned to attack her, and it ended up as tentacle sex (DX) instead. Even the Elder Gods are helpless against the DoomCrotch!

...And he fell in...

[cywrain.livejournal.com]

How awesome is the sporking! My particular favorite is:

The Merry Gentry/Anita Blake influence can be seen clearly in the lack of possessive pronouns.

[guardians-song.livejournal.com]

:D My spork got on lkh_lashouts!

:D :D :D :D ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *Dances* *face actually contorts into a :D*

...But Richard is not RAZ. He's my OC in my icon. Poor Richard... XD R.A.Z., and Richard Rahl BOTH have his first name... XD

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D I LOVE YOU ALL! THIS IS A HILARIOUS COMMUNITY! Thank you for introducing me to the (unintentional) XD-ness of LKH!