(No Thanks)giving

[drho.livejournal.com]

Click HERE to read Jonboi's Thanksgiving Recap. 

So yesterday was Thanksgiving Day in the US. The official start of the "Holiday Season" here, and boy are my arms tired. No wait. Wrong line. Sorry. 

WTF?  Is it possible to unlaughmyasson?  Something is not quite right with this guy . . .

. . . my family, . . . all gathering to eat {turkey} . . . and my bread.  Yep, you read it right, my bread. 

Yayers!  I can read! 

I baked two loaves of bred for thanksgiving. 

Oh squick!  Apparently, someone can't use spell check.  (*bleaches brain*)

Everyone loved the bread and ate all of it. . . .Its a nice heavy, sweet bread, but not soo sweet that it tastes like a pastery. 

Did he eat pastery in kindergarten?  That explains a lot.

Yes, I'm talking about cooking . . .

Really?  Because bread involves baking . . .

I do most of the cooking in the house. I enjoy it, and I'm actually pretty good at it. 

Sure you are, Nathaniel.  Do you wear your pearls to cook your bred?  (*bleaches brain*)

Laurell would say that its "just one of the many things I do well."

Blergh.  TMI fanboy.  TMI.

Anyway, Here's to everyone in the US: Hope you have a enjoyable Thanksgiving. Everyone else: Here's to a pleasant weekend. 

Anyway, here's to everyone in lkh_lashouts.  I hope you had an enjoyable Thanksgiving.  Please remember that you (yes, you!) can also write novels with no understanding of grammar or spelling or plots or modesty.  Or, in the alternative, you can become an author by proxy by eating a lot of paste-ry and fanboying.

Comments

[drho.livejournal.com]

I think it's supposed to prove that he and LKH are ZOMG!feminists, because they swap stereotypical gender roles.

[dwg.livejournal.com]

zomg, genderswap! HA HA! I'd hate to be there when they discover metrosexuality.

[darkese.livejournal.com]

I looked at the flog and he makes a point of saying he didn't use a bread maker. We all really need to be impressed he made bread. This is BREAD dammit!

He makes another commit that was pretty funny...
Laurell would say that its "just one of the many things I do well." After seven years together, I' beginning to believe her when she says things like that.

Besides the UGH factor there, seven years and he's only starting to believe his wife and get some self-esteem. These two with all their insecurities are made for each other.

[darkese.livejournal.com]

Actually I want to change my 'pretty funny' to 'pretty sad'

[easol.livejournal.com]

I vote for a mix. You put all the ingredients in a bowl, stir, pour into a pan, and bake for an hour. A hamster could do it.

[easol.livejournal.com]

Either that, or this is a misfired attempt at seeming humble, or giving the impression that he is SO VERY SCARRED like his wife is.

And given that Jonboi and Darla can do no wrong in LKH's eyes, it would take a pretty determined insecure person to not believe it pretty quickly.

[wakarimashta.livejournal.com]

Where in most couples, the characteristics in one are offset by the characteristics of the other; i.e. I suck at math.... I find it incredibly sexy that my partner does math in their head........

in THOSE two, the idiosyncrasies battle for superiority. If one is ill, the other gets MORE ill, if one is neurotic, the other must 'ramp up' to get any attention. And for the record, they are BOTH black holes of sucking need. No *doom crotch* pun intended. Seriously. It was unintentional.