Where Is It Going?

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LKH has said there is a limited amount of books she's going to write for Whorenita and apperantly she has a direction of some sort that it's supposed to going in. Honestly, I can't fathom what this might be considering there hasn't been any kind of plot direction since NiC other than her Pokemon-esque "Gotta Have'Em All!" mentality when it comes to preturnatural lovers.

"Jean Claude, I choose you! INFO DUMP ATTACK!"
"Ma Petite! Ma Petite!"

*cough* Er, sorry.

Anyway, what do you think is the ultimate fate of the Whorenita series? To settle down in the Circus with her harem of men? To surpass vampires as top of the food chain as her own species of Uber Supernatural? To rule the world through the Love of Crotch? To take over the position of the MOAD?

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Well, if we had a good writer, and not LKH...

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Anita wakes up (cira before book 2), and realizes that she's really special because she had a vision of the future. And it was horrible. To take prevenitave measures, she kills JC for marking her. Life continues on for Anita, with a new mystery/murder or two, to solve every book, an occasional battle with vampires (in which she kicks ass, not screws it).

When she's around 40 (because she actually ages!), she realizes she's becoming too close to being like Edward, so she retires from vampire killing/solving murders, finds a nice normal human, settles down, pops out a kid or two, and lives the rest of her life happily ever after, with no crotch of doom, bad sex, over powered drama to ruin it. (Oh, and the afore mentioned visions of the future helps her keep track of her kids. That's it.) The End.

*sighs* Hey, a girl can dream, right?