Help with Christmas, lashers?

[bluesauce.livejournal.com]

So, the gauntlet has been thrown down, and I need some help in responding to it, if you'd be so kind.

The GM from my Buffy/Angel game gave out Christmas gifts yesterday; specifically, she gave me Anita Blake: First Death, and the Jean-Claude poster that she got at the comic shop with it(this one). Obviously, I cannot let this stand unanswered. :) We've both got a snarky love-hate of the series and the Doomcrotch; can anybody recommend something that'll really burn her eyes out of her head, preferably somehow related to fringe-y jackets, penii the size of 2-liter soda bottles, Dark Secret: Huge Wangst, or anything Vampire Hooker-ish? Thanks.

Comments

[sharkbytes.livejournal.com]

Hee, it's super tacky indeed! Bonus if you can find some poor stuffed leopard with unfortunate violet eyes. OT: Icon! A Sea of Storms, yes?

[bluesauce.livejournal.com]

A Clash of Kings, actually. Greyjoy family motto from A Song of Ice and Fire.