Challenge #009: Jason's stage name — chosen names and honourable mentions

[pith]

The voting has ended. (Or rather, I'm going to be submitting names after this is posted, so any further votes won't count.) The results are here:
http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1119685&mode=results

Picking the arbitrary number of 30, I'll submit the names that had more than 30 votes. So these are our entries:

Dylan Longwood (66 votes)
Captain Caliente (50 votes)
Dylan Wood (42 votes)
Knob Barker (32 votes)

Under the cut are other submissions. I couldn't find the missing entries, alas, but I'll keeping poking at Gmail to see if it offers up anything. If there are names that people really want to submit in this list, I'm game for that: I just didn't want to flood the poll with too make "jokey" names.


Dick Divine
Biff Long
Rock Strong
Justus Maximus Manlius
Chet
Snappy Patterson
Slim Jim Bigelow
Roland Slowhand
Ulysses C. Kissies
Achilles J. Feelies
Hercules Perkuplease
Socrates Suckonthese
Wolf Spritzer
Howlie Mandrill
Stan Bryce
Whorelan Mellowson
Isuck Assnmuff
Foofur C. Bark
Ricardo Mountallbuns
Flap Jackson
Brandon Butz
Peter Palmer
Jack Hoffenmeyer
Harold Smackhand
Splat Masterson
The Artist Formerly Wearing Pants
Pretty Boy Droid
Dingus Galore
Kid Cockerel
Kid Cockalorum
Prince Varlet
Kid O’Might
Smoky J
Serpentaire Noir
Phantom Pheromone
El Vice Pretzel
Captain Contagious
Cabana Boy
Rumba Silkskin
Mister Whatnot
Jack O. Club
Jack O. Spade
One-eyed Jack
L’Appel du Sang
Khan Honeys
Major Johnson
Corporal Punishment (probably more like Nathaniel)
Private Paradise
Diver Dan
Hugh Mongoose
Dick Hardin
Peter Hardin
Ridge Hardin
Ridge Thornbird
Thorn Ridgebird
Paris Dice
Dirk Diamond
Kisses Sublime
Flicks Maroc
Bordeaux Ho Hang
Divine Opium
Masked Orgasmatron #69
The Beefanator

Comments

[ryuutchi.livejournal.com]

Why do I think "Serpentaire Noir" might have actually caught LKH's eye? Heh.

[frabjously.livejournal.com]

Sadly I agree.

[recrudescence.livejournal.com]

I thought the same thing about Divine Opium.

[quizzicalsphinx.livejournal.com]

What happened to Lampjaw McLargehuge? ::pouts::

[pith]

It's either in one of the emails I can't find or it was only bounced about in the comments, which didn't count for the contest. I don't remember coming across it, personally. :(

[pandaemonaeum.livejournal.com]

"The Artist Formerly Wearing Pants" made me lol.

She'll pick something horribly pretentious, nothing as funny as these!

[jerel.livejournal.com]

One that made me giggle the most was Ricardo Mountallbuns, because I was just watching Star Trek II over the weekend. :)

[nightangel486.livejournal.com]

That one made me lol as well

[daphne-gateau.livejournal.com]

These are awesome! So many good choices. I esp like the D. D. names like Diver Dan and Dick Devine.

I dunno. I feel like Jason's char would actually choose a campy, fun stripper alias for himself - like Dirk Diamond who sports a diamond dog collar gifted by JC. ;) But I don't think LKH can have that kind of fun in her writing or let her characters choose things she doesn't personally find sexycool.

I still love Pomme d'Bang and Ulfdick from the comments in the first voting thread. :) And Dingus Galore happily makes me think of the classic campy names in James Bond.

[belledewinter.livejournal.com]

You know, all of those are wonderful. XD They deserve to be in the book.

[easol.livejournal.com]

Masked Orgasmatron? I SO think he would choose that if he were, I dunno, in a series by someone like Jim Butcher (who has a sense of humour). Sadly, since it's more funny than sexy, it won't make the cut.

I think these are all pretty awesome, actually.

[ayako.livejournal.com]

WIN! A lot of them made me go xD and D: at the same time. lol

[dwg.livejournal.com]

DIVER DAN! OMG. Though there may be copyright issue attached to that one. STILL. Now I'm going to be imagining David Wenham looking awkward in GP.

[recrudescence.livejournal.com]

Snappy Patterson made me LOL. I don't even know why. It sounds like a character on a kid's TV show whose trademark is wearing really outlandish suspenders.

*goes to bed now*