lkh_lashouts | Challenge #009: Jason's stage name — chosen names and honourable mentions

The voting has ended. (Or rather, I'm going to be submitting names after this is posted, so any further votes won't count.) The results are here:
http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1119685&mode=results

Picking the arbitrary number of 30, I'll submit the names that had more than 30 votes. So these are our entries:

Dylan Longwood (66 votes)
Captain Caliente (50 votes)
Dylan Wood (42 votes)
Knob Barker (32 votes)

Under the cut are other submissions. I couldn't find the missing entries, alas, but I'll keeping poking at Gmail to see if it offers up anything. If there are names that people really want to submit in this list, I'm game for that: I just didn't want to flood the poll with too make "jokey" names.

Dick Divine
Biff Long
Rock Strong
Justus Maximus Manlius
Chet
Snappy Patterson
Slim Jim Bigelow
Roland Slowhand
Ulysses C. Kissies
Achilles J. Feelies
Hercules Perkuplease
Socrates Suckonthese
Wolf Spritzer
Howlie Mandrill
Stan Bryce
Whorelan Mellowson
Isuck Assnmuff
Foofur C. Bark
Ricardo Mountallbuns
Flap Jackson
Brandon Butz
Peter Palmer
Jack Hoffenmeyer
Harold Smackhand
Splat Masterson
The Artist Formerly Wearing Pants
Pretty Boy Droid
Dingus Galore
Kid Cockerel
Kid Cockalorum
Prince Varlet
Kid O’Might
Smoky J
Serpentaire Noir
Phantom Pheromone
El Vice Pretzel
Captain Contagious
Cabana Boy
Rumba Silkskin
Mister Whatnot
Jack O. Club
Jack O. Spade
One-eyed Jack
L’Appel du Sang
Khan Honeys
Major Johnson
Corporal Punishment (probably more like Nathaniel)
Private Paradise
Diver Dan
Hugh Mongoose
Dick Hardin
Peter Hardin
Ridge Hardin
Ridge Thornbird
Thorn Ridgebird
Paris Dice
Dirk Diamond
Kisses Sublime
Flicks Maroc
Bordeaux Ho Hang
Divine Opium
Masked Orgasmatron #69
The Beefanator