Smart Bitches take on Anita

[syrinx.livejournal.com]

For those who don't read Smart Bitches Who Love Trashy Books, the topic of listmaking and Anita Blake came up...


Now of course I’m making all kinds of lists in my head, like “Things I Will Do When I am Anita Blake,” (e.g. “Put 50 condoms in my fanny pack each morning, plus two extra just in case in the socks that match my shirt.” “Do my day job because that shit was cool.” “Spend a few honest moments evaluating why I am (or was) so conflicted between the faith in my head and the fire in my loins.” “Stay out of the shower if were-somethings are in there.")

(Hope this hasn't been posted already!)

Just curious, what would you all list for Anita?

Comments

[jeza-red.livejournal.com]

1. LET RICHARD GO!!! Let him goooo;__; Or at least kill him quickly.
2. Get away from J.C., 'cos he's a bad cookie-__-
3. Get away from Asher before he kills me... seriously, I almost can feel his eyes on me when I turn and it's not a funny feeling.
4. Get Nate a REAL therapy in a nice support centre at the seaside somewhere in Europe...
5. Trade sex for chocolate, my tights are touching already so what do I care?
6. Get back to work. Do it. Do it well.
7. Stop pushing everybody around 'cos personally I don't like when people/not people are plotting to kill me><
8. Use my freakishly awesome powers to beat MOAD into the ground and forget that I had them.
9. Get a better bra.
10. Dismiss my men-harem. Tell them to go home and take care of their lives/packs/girlfriends/fammilies/dogs/whatever!