Looking for spoiler

[cherose.livejournal.com]

Hello, all:

new to this community, BUT y'all came VERY highly recommended by friends in the Amazon lkh book forums

I was told about a spoiler for the next WhoreNita book, supposedly set in Las Vegas, complete with Edward, Olaf, Bernard et all. I can't FIND it! It was written by somebody named Wolf Howl?

Can anybody help me here?

Blessings,

-,'-,'-,'--@

Comments

[muggins.livejournal.com]

Is Bernard the pretty native guy that she has to guess if he's cut or not in OB? If that's him.... I'll bet he gets added to the harem.

[duchym.livejournal.com]

Yes, that is Bernardo.

I am hoping he might be safe since he is merely human?

[popelizbet.livejournal.com]

None are safe from the ravages of the Whorecrotch, sad to say.

[mystoflare.livejournal.com]

This is what I was thinking. Has Anita *ever* shagged a normal human man? Of course, if she did, she wouldn't get to have wangsting-edgy-supernatural 'healing' sex or have her vagina spew out some new stupid one-shot Deus ex machina power.

[siedhr.livejournal.com]

Her first fiance, I think.

[pandorasblog]

Hmmm, good point. It's almost as if she has some kind of small-minded prejudice against people whose superpower isn't having a penis that deserves its own postcode...

[no-ron.livejournal.com]

from what i remember, doesn't his dick reach down to his knees?
considering that, he just might get involved in the orgies (TMI - testing AB's gag reflex and oesophagus)..

Hiya!

[cherose.livejournal.com]

Hello, there, Auntie Maim:

YES, this is what I was looking for. I guess that it's far too much to hope for that lkh will get her head out of her hiney, and WRITE us a good story THIS time.

Blessings,

-,'-,'-,'--@

[pith]

"Wolf Howl" is also an event that Laurell and Jon do, so it might have been something someone heard at Wolf Howl. Either way, I haven't heard/read any spoilers yet, but someone here probably has.

[moonbeamdancer.livejournal.com]

Hey Wilma, is this you? If it is, HI!!! ~waves wildly~ If it's not, well I'll still say hi.

HEY, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl!

[cherose.livejournal.com]

HI, Dancer!

Yah, it's l'il ole ME.

Great to see you here!

Blessings,

-,'-,'-,'--@

Re: HEY, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl!

[moonbeamdancer.livejournal.com]

I KNEW IT! :) Nice to see you here too.

[no-ron.livejournal.com]

from what i remember of a whole whiny blog about it.. she chose the AB17 chapter as her obligatory Wolf Howl reading.

THANK you - AGAIN!

[cherose.livejournal.com]

Hi, flo_over:

This is exactly what I was looking for. JEEEEEEZUZ, lkh and the boytoy must be fuckin' DESPARATE if they are leaking the next plot THIS early in the process.

Of course, what else did we all expect, after this last disaster? (shrugging shoulders disdainfully) Only ONE week at #1, then 1 week at #5, then 1 week at #12, and NOW #16? and boytoy has to, literally, hold her hand whilst she's writing so that she will be reassured that it's all going to turn out good?

faugh

Blessings,

-,'-,'-,'--@

[kd-lalala.livejournal.com]

Leave it to one of her vamps to come up with such and overdramatic attention whoring way to get her there. He could have sent her a flyer saying "New Strip Club Opening, we've got twelve year old shapeshifters with emotional problems!" and she would have been out there like a shot.

Ok, that was bad, but still xD

[easol.livejournal.com]

" "New Strip Club Opening, we've got twelve year old shapeshifters with emotional problems!"

... and ginormous penii!

[rin-x-x.livejournal.com]

Rofl. LKH has to "fix" the ardeur now because its fucking with her plot? What a joke. It was great when she needs to shove sex in there all the time, but when she tries to have Anita leave, she comes to realize that her fucking-addiction gets in the way? Ugh.

Not to mention that Vittorio, I believe, was the name of one of Anne Rice's vampires.

Mehhhh...

[bludflower.livejournal.com]

What the hell is Analita doing at Animators Inc.? Cleaning out her desk?

I'm not sure which is less believable: Anita's motivation for hauling her cookies out to Vegas or the fact that she actually still has a job.

regarding Animators, Inc.

[cherose.livejournal.com]

Hi!

IF I'm remembering correctly, didn't all the animators have a palace coup and oust Bert as the boss? I think that they are, now, all full partners - like an LLC or an LLP. That would make sense in the context of just how much more important it is to WhoreNita to fall on whatever stiff dick is in her view. If she's an employee, she doesn't get to do all the fun things that she's BEEN doing. If she's a partner, she gets to do minimal work, and the only thing that's affected is her share of the money. Of course, this works both ways; if she doesn't do a certain amount of billable hours, the rest of the partners will vote her out and get rid of her.

It's my belief, based on NOTHING but reading my lint-filled bellybutton, that JC is quietly putting money into the partnership so that she at least has the sheild of the business to hide behind - not to mention that she also gets a fee for her FedMarshal work, which in turn makes Animators, Inc. at least look good in the public purview.

Blessings,

-,'-,'-,'--@

Re: regarding Animators, Inc.

[bludflower.livejournal.com]

Hey yeah. I forgot they did that whole partnership thing, but what you say takes way more reasoning than LKH is capeable of. My bet is that JC is feeding money to the partners just so Anita won't make his un-life miserable with all the "FIRE MEEEE??? BUT YOU ALL LOVE ME, DAMMIT!" drama.

[yaoihuntresse.livejournal.com]

(Second time poster, just started watching) In a way I'm fairly excited about a new book from her just to satisfy my morbid curiosity of if LKH can get any worse. In fact, we could even have fun predicting what will happen and what we hope and fear will happen.

What will probably happen: More snotty comments about how all her naysayers are just jealous prudes because LKH is sooooo "edgey", bad sex, Crispin looking like a bishonen clone, more bad sex, "creative" kills that are nothing more than rip-offs of the movie Se7en and its type, more guys drooling over Anita, thinley veiled lesbianism, even more bad sex, fake girl power over sexist cops, and the plot eventually being forgotten about.

What I fear: Anita will sleep with Edward and/or that step-son.

What I want: Edward to get his own series (written by someone else) and a more fitting girlfriend (or boyfriend).

[caudebac.livejournal.com]

RANDOM.

But as I was skimming, I saw "WhoreNita." And my name's Nita. So I did a freaked double-take for a minute. :P

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