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Apparently this is the second chapter of Swallowing Bile At The Mention of That Porn Title. While not quite as offensive as the previous chapter, this one basically bashes on little old ladies who have minds of their own rather than deciding that Laumerita is ALWAYS right and you should do what she wants.
http://darkese.livejournal.com/2008/09/14/
More moonlight skin. More creepy Kitto info. And no rape trauma -- Merry just cuddles with shallower-than-shallow Micah clone Galen and it's all better. Grrrrrrrrr rrgggggggrrrrrrrr... I've never been raped and yet this makes me so damn angry.
And you know all the docs and nurses must be talking about what an uberslut Merry is if they have to identify aaaaaaaallll the dozens of recent semen samples taken from her gaping maw. Just how many comparative samples are they taking, given all the guys she's boinked in the last day or so?
The worst part is that apparently now old ladies are being used for the Doomcrotch's overblown ego as well as women who are young/hot/blonde/slim/sexy/professional/smart/feminine. Poor old brownie grandma is now being treated as some kind of hate-filled freak for failing to worship the Penii Parade, regardless of what they've done in the past.
It's appallingly self-absorbed that Merry apparently expects her grandma to just go, "Oh, well you got knocked up by the freak who slaughtered my mother in front of my eyes, and a cold-as-ice longtime assassin who might've been the person who killed your dad. But because they boinked you, it's all okay now." Apparently if you boink Laumerita, that means that none of your past sins matter and nobody should hold them against you, because SHE has found your penis worthy and that's all that matters.
And obviously any biological concerns are just a way of showing what an evil hater Granny is, because her men are all SOOOOOO GORGEOUS so there's no possible way her kids could have anything weird.
The most appalling thing being that Merry basically covers her ears and shrieks, "Lalalala! Can't hear you!" whenever Granny says something she doesn't like. She treats the old lady as being this horrible monster for daring to loathe the man who killed her mother, and Doyle for being an assassin for untold centuries. But no, obviously the evil one is the old grandma who dares to not worship the Penii Parade.
http://darkese.livejournal.com/2008/09/14/
More moonlight skin. More creepy Kitto info. And no rape trauma -- Merry just cuddles with shallower-than-shallow Micah clone Galen and it's all better. Grrrrrrrrr rrgggggggrrrrrrrr... I've never been raped and yet this makes me so damn angry.
And you know all the docs and nurses must be talking about what an uberslut Merry is if they have to identify aaaaaaaallll the dozens of recent semen samples taken from her gaping maw. Just how many comparative samples are they taking, given all the guys she's boinked in the last day or so?
The worst part is that apparently now old ladies are being used for the Doomcrotch's overblown ego as well as women who are young/hot/blonde/slim/sexy/professional/smart/feminine. Poor old brownie grandma is now being treated as some kind of hate-filled freak for failing to worship the Penii Parade, regardless of what they've done in the past.
It's appallingly self-absorbed that Merry apparently expects her grandma to just go, "Oh, well you got knocked up by the freak who slaughtered my mother in front of my eyes, and a cold-as-ice longtime assassin who might've been the person who killed your dad. But because they boinked you, it's all okay now." Apparently if you boink Laumerita, that means that none of your past sins matter and nobody should hold them against you, because SHE has found your penis worthy and that's all that matters.
And obviously any biological concerns are just a way of showing what an evil hater Granny is, because her men are all SOOOOOO GORGEOUS so there's no possible way her kids could have anything weird.
The most appalling thing being that Merry basically covers her ears and shrieks, "Lalalala! Can't hear you!" whenever Granny says something she doesn't like. She treats the old lady as being this horrible monster for daring to loathe the man who killed her mother, and Doyle for being an assassin for untold centuries. But no, obviously the evil one is the old grandma who dares to not worship the Penii Parade.