"These Boots Are Made For Concrit"

[pith]

Found at belmanoir's journal. Credit goes to mrs_laugh_track for the adaptation. It's originally in reference to fanfic and beta reading and such, but most of it applies to LKH.

(And no, I don't particularly agree with the comma placement in "You put commas, where there oughta be periods", but I felt "You've got sexin' where there shouldn't have been sexin'" made up for it.)


You keep saying you got something for me
Something you call fic, but confess
You've got sexin' where there shouldn't have been sexin'
and I don't know if this is quite your best.

These boots are made for concrit, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna help your story ring true

You put commas, where there oughta be periods
and you choose voices that you kinda don't get.
You keep POV changin' when you oughta be samin'.
Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet.

These boots are made for concrit, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna help your story ring true

You keep explainin' where you shouldn't be explainin'
and you keep thinkin' that you´ll never get notes.
Ha! I just found me a brand new author to work with yeah
and what she know you ain't HAD time to learn.

Are you ready boots? Start fixin'!

Comments

[tsubaki-ny.livejournal.com]

I just saw "Kinky Boots," starring Chiwetel Ejiofor, and thus feel uniquely prepared to appreciate this. ^___________^

[shanrina.livejournal.com]

LOL! This is great.

And OT, but your icon is awesome.