Twitter TMI

[regoddy.livejournal.com]

You all know LKH has a twitter right?

Well, this one...just...ugh.

"Storm has finally hit. Lightning flashing, thunder coming closer. Sex to the strobe effect of lightning, the bass rumble of thunder vibrates"

Why would you post that in a public forum? I just don't understand. I've almost convinced myself she is talking about the scene she's writing.

Thinkhappythoughts,thinkhappythoughts,thinkhappythoughts,thinkhappythoughts...

I'll understand if this post is deleted, it's not very discussion-encouraging. I just...needed to share my horror.

Comments

[matrixrefugee.livejournal.com]

Ugh... TMI. Just... TMI. I thought *TEENAGERS* were more likely to Twitter about their horizontal tangoes, not adults... - . -

[brightlotusmoon.livejournal.com]

*pats LKH on the head, metaphorically*
That's very nice, dear.

[fadeinthewash.livejournal.com]

I... you know, that's the most explicitly I can remember her mentioning (presumably) her sex life. She's usually a lot more coy (but no less TMI-horrific, of course), giving innuendos or indirectly talking about it by bring up toys and the like.

Of course, my primary thoughts right now are, "I wish I had a big thunderstorm right now." :( Stupid hot dry humid Austin.

[denelian.livejournal.com]

i am ignoring the actual post

but i *ADORE* your icon!

[novadivine.livejournal.com]

Was she Tweeting while having sex? That's just rude.

[pith]

Unless it's a really bad metaphor thing... it's yet another in a long string of her "Don't you dare speculate about my sex life. Oh, my sex life? LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT IT" contradictions.

[gothgoddessrhia.livejournal.com]

You're in Austin, too? Kick Ass! I heard it might rain this weekend. Just my luck since my book signing is Saturday. :(

[rodentfanatic.livejournal.com]

I uh wait what EW


goddammit LKH

[nightmer.livejournal.com]

*cough* Wow, a new level of TMI. Got a link to her twitter? At least the site suites her fragmented stream-of-consciousness blogging style.

[regoddy.livejournal.com]

The tense is very odd. Perhaps she was tweeting about the sex she was planning on having?

[regoddy.livejournal.com]

http://twitter.com/LKHamilton

She just recently started using it regularly. It's sad how much it really is like her blog, same 'revelations' and everything.

[regoddy.livejournal.com]

Why thank you :)

I got it here: http://shadowfax994.livejournal.com/222329.html#cutid1
She has a whole host to choose from, and they're all quite lovely.

Eddie Izzard FTW!

[mourning-night.livejournal.com]

Okay as TMI as that was I just really am stuck on the weather. It seems like she's always talking about thunderstorms and rain and big wind. Is that normal for her part of the world?

YIKES

[alexandra-cade.livejournal.com]

Oh My God.

Someone get me some brain bleach! I so wish I had not read that.

I swear I think the woman does it on purpose and then trolls the interwebs cackling like a sadist at the mass squicking she has just unleashed.

If she was truly twittering while having sex....I don't even know what to say to that. What was she doing? Typing the twitter while she waited for it to be over?

[neriah.livejournal.com]

I wonder which character she was banging. Good grief.

[denelian.livejournal.com]

Eddie Izzard is the epitome of win! if one looks up "win" in the dictionary, they will see him!

thank for the link, it is awesome! like a hundred million hot dogs :)

[magdalen77.livejournal.com]

You can have our rain. It rained for 11 days here (Philly, April 28-May 8).

[magdalen77.livejournal.com]

Missouri in the spring? Yep, that's typical weather. And they probably have some wild thunderstorms in the summer.

[magdalen77.livejournal.com]

I noticed this the other day. And then she complains about fans asking about her sex life. You put it out there, lady.

[fadeinthewash.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's supposed to be a "cold front"... the kind that doesn't actually noticeably drop the temperature. =D But it should at least stop being so humid, which is better than nothing.

[icecreamempress.livejournal.com]

Wow, that woman is having sex with her husband. During a thunderstorm. HOW DARING! HOW EROTIC!

Because the rest of us only have sex in clear weather. You know, because we're afraid of getting struck by lightning and all.

[russetm.livejournal.com]

Its like the worst Haiku EVER.

[alex-lebeau.livejournal.com]

I just....don't get Twitter. What's the point for the everyday person? It's like random IMs to the world. A lazy, lazy journal entry, if you will.

[booster-blue.livejournal.com]

Sadly, its gotten to the point in society that people don't even have the patience to maintain a proper blog, so twitter fills the void of sharing your life without having to worry about those pesky sentences and paragraphs.

[knowthyself.livejournal.com]

Dear LKH, If I can read this, so can your teenage daughter.

Sincerely,
The World