Twitter TMI

[regoddy.livejournal.com]

You all know LKH has a twitter right?

Well, this one...just...ugh.

"Storm has finally hit. Lightning flashing, thunder coming closer. Sex to the strobe effect of lightning, the bass rumble of thunder vibrates"

Why would you post that in a public forum? I just don't understand. I've almost convinced myself she is talking about the scene she's writing.

Thinkhappythoughts,thinkhappythoughts,thinkhappythoughts,thinkhappythoughts...

I'll understand if this post is deleted, it's not very discussion-encouraging. I just...needed to share my horror.

Comments

[matrixrefugee.livejournal.com]

Ugh... TMI. Just... TMI. I thought *TEENAGERS* were more likely to Twitter about their horizontal tangoes, not adults... - . -

[brightlotusmoon.livejournal.com]

*pats LKH on the head, metaphorically*
That's very nice, dear.

[fadeinthewash.livejournal.com]

I... you know, that's the most explicitly I can remember her mentioning (presumably) her sex life. She's usually a lot more coy (but no less TMI-horrific, of course), giving innuendos or indirectly talking about it by bring up toys and the like.

Of course, my primary thoughts right now are, "I wish I had a big thunderstorm right now." :( Stupid hot dry humid Austin.

[gothgoddessrhia.livejournal.com]

You're in Austin, too? Kick Ass! I heard it might rain this weekend. Just my luck since my book signing is Saturday. :(

[denelian.livejournal.com]

i am ignoring the actual post

but i *ADORE* your icon!

[regoddy.livejournal.com]

Why thank you :)

I got it here: http://shadowfax994.livejournal.com/222329.html#cutid1
She has a whole host to choose from, and they're all quite lovely.

Eddie Izzard FTW!

[amamelina.livejournal.com]

I second the adoring of your icon.

[novadivine.livejournal.com]

Was she Tweeting while having sex? That's just rude.

[regoddy.livejournal.com]

The tense is very odd. Perhaps she was tweeting about the sex she was planning on having?

[pith]

Unless it's a really bad metaphor thing... it's yet another in a long string of her "Don't you dare speculate about my sex life. Oh, my sex life? LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT IT" contradictions.

YIKES

[alexandra-cade.livejournal.com]

Oh My God.

Someone get me some brain bleach! I so wish I had not read that.

I swear I think the woman does it on purpose and then trolls the interwebs cackling like a sadist at the mass squicking she has just unleashed.

If she was truly twittering while having sex....I don't even know what to say to that. What was she doing? Typing the twitter while she waited for it to be over?

[rodentfanatic.livejournal.com]

I uh wait what EW


goddammit LKH

[nightmer.livejournal.com]

*cough* Wow, a new level of TMI. Got a link to her twitter? At least the site suites her fragmented stream-of-consciousness blogging style.

[regoddy.livejournal.com]

http://twitter.com/LKHamilton

She just recently started using it regularly. It's sad how much it really is like her blog, same 'revelations' and everything.

[mourning-night.livejournal.com]

Okay as TMI as that was I just really am stuck on the weather. It seems like she's always talking about thunderstorms and rain and big wind. Is that normal for her part of the world?

[magdalen77.livejournal.com]

Missouri in the spring? Yep, that's typical weather. And they probably have some wild thunderstorms in the summer.

[neriah.livejournal.com]

I wonder which character she was banging. Good grief.

[deadroman.livejournal.com]

ROFL

[magdalen77.livejournal.com]

I noticed this the other day. And then she complains about fans asking about her sex life. You put it out there, lady.

[icecreamempress.livejournal.com]

Wow, that woman is having sex with her husband. During a thunderstorm. HOW DARING! HOW EROTIC!

Because the rest of us only have sex in clear weather. You know, because we're afraid of getting struck by lightning and all.

[wellowned.livejournal.com]

*insert lightning rod joke here*

[russetm.livejournal.com]

Its like the worst Haiku EVER.

[othellia.livejournal.com]

So more like...

Thunder comes, storm hits. Sex to lightning strobe effect. Vibrating rumbles?

[alex-lebeau.livejournal.com]

I just....don't get Twitter. What's the point for the everyday person? It's like random IMs to the world. A lazy, lazy journal entry, if you will.

[booster-blue.livejournal.com]

Sadly, its gotten to the point in society that people don't even have the patience to maintain a proper blog, so twitter fills the void of sharing your life without having to worry about those pesky sentences and paragraphs.

[knowthyself.livejournal.com]

Dear LKH, If I can read this, so can your teenage daughter.

Sincerely,
The World

[dwg.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure it's one of her metaphors for trying to describe the storm because she's used it before when she was writing Mistral's Kiss (WHY DO I REMEMBER THIS?) and was using this exact scene wound up getting used for him and Merry with the sexx0r.

That doesn't change the fact that LKH doesn't seem to understand Twitter, and this is a precious thing. And this is why I love the internet. I can kick back with popcorn and just let it all happen right in front of my eyes.

[artemis10002000]

Oh dear... I really hope that was just a metaphor!

[ukoku.livejournal.com]

I'll understand if this post is deleted, it's not very discussion-encouraging.

It sure is lulz-encouraging, though!

[easol.livejournal.com]

"Check it out! I'm having totally awesome sex during a thunderstorm! Ooooh, I'm so dark and edgy! Obviously the girly-girls and vanilla men of the world would NEVER have thunderstorm sex, since they're all afraid of the darkness and the thunder, the darkness like the interior of MY DARK AND ANGSTY SOUL and the thunder like the thunderous bang bang bangs of the gun that fits perfectly in my tiny hand! STRIKE ME WITH YOUR LIGHTNING BOLT, JON!"

[djmayhem-aubrey.livejournal.com]

*chokes on apple* AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *carries on lurking*

[quizzicalsphinx.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think it's plenty discussion-encouraging!