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Link: Ireland Here We Come!
Disclaimer: This blog entry is verbatim, as originally posted on LKH's blog. Copyright belongs to Ma Petite Enterprises.

I wrote this blog before we left for research, but security issues being what they are, I’m going to be posting some of the blogs out of order. It’s a shame a few bad apples spoil things, but there it is.

I’m sitting in my office, just after dawn. The sky is still all light and shining with the blue color only now fighting its way through all that LIGHT! The air feels cool and calm, the day stretching ahead full of promise and possibilities, and yet . . . but . . . There’s always an, and yet, or a but, or so it seems of late.



We are supposed to be getting on a plane for Ireland today, yes you read that right. We are headed to the Emerald Isle. We’ll see you all in London in August, but we’re leaving early for research. The book I’m currently working on is mostly set in Ireland, and because I’ve never, ever been there I’d put off this story for years. Wait, I kept telling it, and it waited. Don’t push, I said, and it didn’t push. Other ideas pushed hard and fast and paid no attention to my orders, or my requests, or even my pleading with them, because they were ready to be born, so I wrote them as they clamored to be written. Story ideas for me are like baby birds in a nest, the loudest voice and tallest held mouth gets the worm, and will fledge first, but unlike real life where the tiniest nestling can starve and die while it’s bolder siblings thrive, ideas don’t die for me. They live, they wait, and they bide their time.

This book has found it’s time. It’s eager, excited, demanding to be written, and the damn thing is set in Ireland. It’s set in a specific part of the country that I have never seen or even read about before the book decided it was set mostly there. I’ve only had this happen once before and that was with my book, Obsidian Butterfly. It is set in New Mexico, which I’d never visited. My character, Edward, insisted that he lived in New Mexico. In fact he insisted he lived somewhere between Albuquerque and Santa Fe, New Mexico. I argued with him. “You’re a fictional character. I made you up. You cannot possibly live in a place that I’ve never seen or even read about. You’re part of me, how can you go some place I’ve never been?”

When I stepped off the plane in New Mexico and saw those low, black mountains, that desolate, near alien landscape, I said, “Well, son of a bitch, you do live here.”

I have no idea how Edward, alias U. S. Marshal Ted Forrester, decided he lived in a place I’d never seen or read much about. He’s always been a character that went off on his own, and then would come back and tell me what he was doing, and some of what he had done. He keeps his secrets, even from me. Which is a very peculiar feeling for a writer, since I’m supposed to be making him up as I go, but somehow he has enough life of his own that he tells me what he’s doing, and surprises the hell out of me, a lot.

I should have known that Edward would be in a book that was insisting on being set in a part of the world I had never seen. I can’t say I haven’t read much about Ireland, because I have been a serious lover of this section of the world for a long time. I’ve read the myths and folklore of Ireland, Scotland, England, and though I know they are part of England now, Cornwall, Wales, and almost every part of these myth-ridden islands. I was a serious Anglophile in my teens and dreamed of visiting all of it someday, though I don’t think I ever believed I’d manage it. Traveling to such far off places was for other people, not for girls living in the middle of farm country, raised below poverty level, so it turned out. I knew we didn’t have money, but I never felt poor in the sense that the word, “poverty”, makes me think. I never felt impoverished, I just knew we didn’t have money. I’m not sure anyone I ever knew as a young child ever traveled out of the country for anything except military service.

I’ve been to England twice. I’ve seen Rome and Milan in Italy. I’ve been to Paris and found it as romantic as advertised, which I didn’t think possible. Admittedly, I was with Jonathon and almost anywhere I go with him is romantic. But we both really enjoyed Paris and look forward to going back and taking Genevieve and Spike with us. I could live for a few months in Rome, or Paris, but strangely didn’t enjoy London all that much. What captured me in England was the countryside. Glastonbury, Avebury, and all the Salisbury Plain area spoke to our heart.

The closest we came to Ireland on that trip was seeing it from the air. I remember thinking, wow, it’s so green. This time we get to see all that verdant green in person. I’m so excited, and a little intimidated. First by the flight, because I’m terrified of flying, and second, by trying to write about a country I’ve never seen before. There’s always a pressure to get it right on paper. I’ve already started making contacts with people I need to help me with researching the book I’m writing, the book you’ll read next summer, and research in England for a book after that. Though both of these books are Anita Blake books, I’ve also had Merry Gentry whispering around in my head, or rather other characters from her books. Merry is silent, content with her new babies and trying to find happiness after grief. But her world is moving around in my head as I look over the books on Ireland that I used for research in her stories. This trip might make the Merry fans get the next story sooner, might, I don’t know yet. All I know for certain is the two books I am absolutely researching while I travel across the pond.

Date: 2015-08-04 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bronzed.livejournal.com
WHY DOESNT SHE UNDERSTAND THAT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS DO NOT EXIST INDEPENDENT OF THEIR AUTHORS OMFG!!!&@*(&*(@&(*

Okokok. Sorry about the caps lock. I just couldnt hold that in after reading this blog for which there are no words except words of frustration. My GOD.
What a Europefetishizer. I mean, its like people from the UK and Ireland are on this golden pedestal which no other nations citizens can ever reach and that also infuriates me as someone who spent 10 years living in Sweden which is ALSO an amazing country. Every country within Europe is wonderful and beautiful because the buildings are so old and pretty looking. But guess what? Latin American nations are just as beautiful for different, as are America, Canada and Mexico. As are the nations ringing the other side of the Pacific and the island nations and EVERY nation.

She drives me so nuts its not even funny specifically when I read this blog from her.

Date: 2015-08-04 09:01 pm (UTC)
lliira: Fang from FF13 (Fang2)
From: [personal profile] lliira (from livejournal.com)
+1 to all this.

Date: 2015-08-04 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fangedsekhmet.livejournal.com
Jeez, take the damn ferry across.

Date: 2015-08-04 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dwg.livejournal.com
"Verdant green" WORDS MEAN THINGS, LKH.

Also what I'm getting from this is that she's still very much an Anglophile.

Date: 2015-08-04 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kessie.livejournal.com
Leave my country and mythology alone!!!

*sobs*

Date: 2015-08-04 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bronzed.livejournal.com
Banshees, druids and extra mentions of the Emerald Isle in the next books you heard it here first!

Date: 2015-08-05 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magdalen77.livejournal.com
That's what I say. Stay away from my ancestral home!!! Hasn't Ireland suffered enough?.

The next book will be filled with people talking like an "Irish Spring" or "Lucky Charms" commercial. And there will be more chance for her grievously misspell and mispronounce a whole other language.

Date: 2015-08-05 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suzycat.livejournal.com
Vomit. We should run bets or have a drinking game. Bonus points for "to be sure".

Date: 2015-08-05 01:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suzycat.livejournal.com
THIS except switch out "my country" for "country of my father and countless ancestors". UGH STEP AWAY FROM IT LKH.

Date: 2015-08-04 09:10 pm (UTC)
lliira: Fang from FF13 (Fang2)
From: [personal profile] lliira (from livejournal.com)
We are supposed to be getting on a plane for Ireland today, yes you read that right.

Ireland! Shock and awe! I have never been so surprised in my life! An American visiting England decided to visit Ireland too? UNHEARD OF! LKH, you are truly the most special of snowflakes.

I knew we didn’t have money, but I never felt poor in the sense that the word, “poverty”, makes me think. I never felt impoverished, I just knew we didn’t have money.

Well aren't you special. So much better than all those icky poors who do feel poor. Also, random segue is random.

He keeps his secrets, even from me. Which is a very peculiar feeling for a writer

Um, yes, I'd think it would be. Because that's not right. A writer will often not know everything about the character yet because they haven't figured it all out, but that's because it's rare for a character to be fully realized the second they're thought of, not because this nonexistent being is "keeping secrets."

There’s always a pressure to get it right on paper.
And yet LKH invariably gets everything wrong on paper. Funny, that.

ETA because I missed this the first time: Admittedly, I was with Jonathon and almost anywhere I go with him is romantic.

*gag choke hurl* God, it must be exhausting to have to feel and behave in a "romantic" way 24/7 even after you've been married for years.
Edited Date: 2015-08-04 09:13 pm (UTC)

Date: 2015-08-04 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bronzed.livejournal.com
Maybe its easier when youre romantic with others at home instead...in her case only of course!

Date: 2015-08-05 08:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dagonista.livejournal.com
Admittedly, I was with Jonathon and almost anywhere I go with him is romantic.

Clearly they've never been to Birmingham.

Date: 2015-08-05 12:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elialshadowpine.livejournal.com
... if she didn't say this all the damned time about her characters, I'd have a bit more sympathy. I've had the case where a walk-on character stole the whole damn scene, half the plot, and insisted on her own book while I'm sitting here going, "The actual fuck?" Or the one where the characters decided that, nope, they were not only going to be not romantically interested in each other, they were going to downright loathe each other. (At least the non-romance parts are salvageable? And it's ended up with me starting the series at a place that works better, and I paired that character up with a different one who work so much better together... but seriously, I'm halfway through Nano going "WHY DO YOU HATE ME?")

Most of the time, it doesn't happen. Usually, when it does, it's for the better, if frustrating at the time. And, at least I understand that "my characters did..." is shorthand for "my subconscious hates me." Which, considering LKH and her habit of wanting to make wishlists for her characters, I somehow doubt that she gets that.

Date: 2015-08-06 02:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cygnusrex.livejournal.com
"Other ideas pushed hard and fast and paid no attention to my orders, or my requests, or even my pleading with them"

Andraste’s knicker weasels, LKH. Stop slipping (or should I say spilling?) non-con into everything.

Also:

"I’ve read the myths and folklore of Ireland, Scotland, England, and though I know they are part of England now"

It's called the United Kingdom, LKH.
And only Northern Ireland is part of it.
Edited Date: 2015-08-06 02:46 pm (UTC)

Date: 2015-08-06 06:16 pm (UTC)
lliira: Fang from FF13 (Fang2)
From: [personal profile] lliira (from livejournal.com)
Andraste’s knicker weasels -- I love this.

LKH's ignorance of history, geography, and current events is equaled only by her ignorance of everything else.

Date: 2015-08-06 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apep727.livejournal.com
Actually, I think she meant that Wales and Cornwall are "part of England" (though I wouldn't be surprised if anyone living there took offense to her saying that).

I don't blame you for assuming that, though - that sentence is a fucking mess. LKH really needs to figure out how commas work.

Date: 2015-08-07 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magdalen77.livejournal.com
I'm a little bit confused. Was she in Ireland for a few very secret days before she came to England or is she staying afterwards. Because it doesn't seem very long between her blabbering about going to England and being in England for her first evenf.

Date: 2015-08-07 12:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magdalen77.livejournal.com
And really, is LaLa now the pope that we have to keep her itinerary secret?

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