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Link: The First Bird of the New Year
Disclaimer: This blog entry is verbatim, as originally posted on LKH's blog. Copyright belongs to Ma Petite Enterprises.



I have been a birder since high school, long before I took my first ornithology class in college for my biology degree. Yes, I mean bird watching. I’m like a ferret on crack for anything winged and flying near me. Yes, this is the same person that writes Urban Fantasy featuring Anita Blake and Meredith (Merry) Gentry. My world is not all zombies, vampires, and wereanimals, thank you, or even fairy princesses that happen to be private detectives. It’s not even just violence and sex, or is that sex and violence, sometimes I forget which order they go in. Hmm . . .

I hear crows calling, and I know that call. There’s a hawk somewhere nearby. Binoculars are sitting right here on my desk, because, yeah. I few seconds of looking near the crows and there it is. A big red-tailed hawk, beautiful bird with a paler than normal golden red tail, some can brick red almost brown, and it’s that rufous tail that gives them their name. It’s probably a female from the size alone, males are smaller. Bluejays and other tinier birds have joined the crows in harassing the hawk. They’re all doing the bird equivalent of, “Get out of our neighborhood, you trouble maker!” Though I suppose it’s more like, “Get out of our neighborhood, you killer!” Red-tails don’t normally take small birds, but they will kill and eat most anything they can catch, if they’re hungry enough. The crows and other birds aren’t taking any chances. The bluejays are even dive bombing the hawk, a few striking it on its shoulders and back, then dashing away. Brave birds, and puzzled hawk as it tries to keep its footing on branches too small for its large taloned feet. When it settles into stillness again if I look away for a moment it’s hard to find it again in the autumn leaves and dead tree branches. It’s remarkably camouflaged for a bird about the size of a toddler.

Wait, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, I’m a birder. *laughs* There is a tradition among birders that the first bird you see on the first day of the new year will be your theme for the year. Some serious birders travel to exotic locations to stack the deck in favor of something exotic for that first bird. I was someplace exotic last year, but I honestly don’t remember my first bird. It maybe the first time in years that I didn’t make a note of it, so getting back to tradition I will be looking for my first bird of the year when I get up tomorrow.

I’ve had years where it was starlings which are all about group communication, and squabbling if you watch them for very long. The hawk has just flown higher on the tree and is sitting so pretty. Maybe my first bird will be the red-tailed hawk and I will have a predatory year where I have to remember to aim at what I want and commit fully to getting it. If a hawk hesitates, or isn’t sure it wants that rabbi, it will miss it’s mark and go hungry. If it misses too many opportunities it will starve. Predators are all about committing fully to your goals. For two, or three years running it wasn’t a bird, because every New Year’s morning there were squirrels playing in the yard, but not a single bird moved until after I’d seen squirrels. They were always in groups of at least three and they were chasing each other, and playing. I finally figured out the message, I was supposed to balance work and play better. This was back when I was doing two big books a year, and basically was a workaholic with very little time for other things. And before someone asks, no the dogs, cat, or domestic animals you keep do not count as your first “bird” of the year. Go outside, see the real world, and find out what it has to teach you.

Date: 2016-01-01 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rebootfromstart.livejournal.com
I know I keep harping on this, but oh my god this is such bad writing. This could have been a mildly interesting anecdote, but I was distracted by the comma splices, the jumbled sentences, the incorrect use of commas. It wouldn't bother me so much but this is the professional blog of a professional writer.

Also, it feels kind of pretentious, but mostly it's the writing.

(And just a personal nitpick, but I much prefer "therianthropes" to "wereanimals". YMMV, though.)

Date: 2016-01-01 10:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kateyj5555.livejournal.com
Human beings can have more than one facet to their personality, shocking revelation! (re 'yes i bird watch as well as writing')

also ugh @ 'go outside and see the real world' etc

Date: 2016-01-01 02:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dagonista.livejournal.com
SQUIRRELS ARE NOT BIRDS. If you see a squirrel first on New Year's Day, it doesn't become a bird! THE FIRST BIRD YOU SEE AFTER SEEING THE FUCKING SQUIRREL IS THE FIRST BIRD.

Date: 2016-01-03 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rebootfromstart.livejournal.com
This! Also, "They were always in groups of at least three and they were chasing each other, and playing" - the message I'd take from that, honestly, is "learn to be better with other people" or "learn to be better in social situations".

Date: 2016-01-01 09:20 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lliira (from livejournal.com)
Why does she feel the need to talk down to people constantly? To inform we silly peons of (incorrect) things, in her infinite condescending (wrong) wisdom? And if she does this irl, how does anyone stand talking to her for more than two minutes?

Date: 2016-01-02 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magdalen77.livejournal.com
Wait for it. This year's "bird of the year" is going to be one of the koi. Since her 35 year old "boiligy" degree doesn't help her with distinguishing birds from mammals I doubt it helps her distinguish them from fish.

Date: 2016-01-15 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quill-shadow.livejournal.com
I just got completely distracted by the fact that the hawk isn't sure it wants a teacher of Torah. That hawk's thinking of going big.

Date: 2016-01-17 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tarawyn.livejournal.com
looking near the crows

Then the hawk wasn't the first bird of the year, was she?

Also, ornithology ≠ birdwatching. A basic ornithology class, from my understanding, will have lessons on anatomy more than on field id.

Date: 2016-02-18 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystickiwi.livejournal.com
There's a lot going on here, but I'm stuck on the fact that her example for "I can identify birds by call!" is a crow.

I'm so not a birder, and even I can identify a crow by it's call, and have been able to since I was a 1st grader. It's not like they're rare or quiet.

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