LKH and Tom!

[ladyravana.livejournal.com]

You know, I've had a thought that has been rattling around in my brain for a little while. It was a bit of an epiphany.

And that epiphany was...LKH and Tom Cruise would be perfect together! :D

Just think of it, LKH could divorce Jon and Tom could divorce Katie and they could hook up and get married!

Just think of it, they'd be perfect together!

They're both batshit insane!

Laurell would totally convert to Scientology! And so could Anita! Oh, think of the wonderful possibilities! Or rather...not.

Perhaps this union would give Laurell too much power and then she would be unstopabble.

Still, it is an idea! As far as I'm concerned, these two wackjobs deserve one another. Tom Cruise is pretty much the only person I would wish the likes of Laurell on. I hate him. With a passion. -___-

Comments

[wickedmommy.livejournal.com]

I share your hate of Tom Cruise. LOL..but the thought of those two together..terrifies me. Completely.

[randomsome1.livejournal.com]

Same here.

[dracoliciousss.livejournal.com]

What do you wanna bet that there'd be 2 new vampires in town, named Xenu and L.Ron

[http://users.livejournal.com/_cynical_beauty/]

I would totally start reading the series again if she named new vampires Xenu and L.Ron. That would just be too funny.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_hallow_/]

Do we really want two evil forces combining to create one giant evil force?

[ladyravana.livejournal.com]

No, we wouldn't...I just thought the idea was interesting. And it amused me.

I know that it'll never happen, and we can be thankful for that, at least.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_hallow_/]

LOL! Thank god for small favors.

Do you think if LKH and Tom Cruise were ever to become engaged, they would argue over who took what last name?

[dwg.livejournal.com]

Naw, they'll probably get one of those celebrity names. Like Brangelina.

In their case, it could be Torell. Or Laum.

[freyalorelei.livejournal.com]

I kinda like "Cramilton" myself.

[dominanefret.livejournal.com]

ME too!

[faeriethistle.livejournal.com]

it would be great! they'd both be too busy to -

1. write about their sexcapades
2. work on a movie set or do press junkets.

and in the few minutes of breathing space we'd get, they'd be forgotten by the fangirlies and the press.

i can only dream.
~le sigh~

[hbrogan.livejournal.com]

Good idea! Then LKH could write her own brand of Scientology into the books! The only problem is that poor Suri Cruise would be exposed to even more crazy than her father...