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[lovedstrangely.livejournal.com]

first of all, ladies and gents...a question:

Where did you find this info about Edward and the whole hostage situation in The Harlequin? I don't read lkh's blog because it's such self-indulgent drivel, but I'd really like to know where the info was found.

btw, BIG HUMONGOUS FOOT LONG PENISES: not cool. really. how loose(see, two o's) does anita have to be to a) accomodate that girth and b) need it that big to even begin to enjoy sex?



random suggestion: there are such awesome writers in here, It would be so cool if one of the fic challenges was actually rewriting a scene/chapter of one of the books, without snarking...just to see what COULD have been.

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[world-of-eos.livejournal.com]

For the love of little green apples, somebody needs to teach that woman the "motion of the ocean" quote. Just like everything else about her work, she needs to learn that it should be quality over quantity.

I've seen some TS's who brag about being 12" x 8" but c'mon . . . I know they're lying. They know they're lying. Everybody knows they're lying. They're just doing it to get attention. But LKH can't be lying because by definition, anything she writes is going to be reality (in the Anitaverse, anyway).

At least until she forgets/loses the post-it note and makes up something new.