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[lovedstrangely.livejournal.com]

first of all, ladies and gents...a question:

Where did you find this info about Edward and the whole hostage situation in The Harlequin? I don't read lkh's blog because it's such self-indulgent drivel, but I'd really like to know where the info was found.

btw, BIG HUMONGOUS FOOT LONG PENISES: not cool. really. how loose(see, two o's) does anita have to be to a) accomodate that girth and b) need it that big to even begin to enjoy sex?



random suggestion: there are such awesome writers in here, It would be so cool if one of the fic challenges was actually rewriting a scene/chapter of one of the books, without snarking...just to see what COULD have been.

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[world-of-eos.livejournal.com]

. . . seriously? Did she honestly give one of the characters a foot-long dick? I know Micah was supposed to stupidly big, but that big?

I mean really. I remember when that shit was strictly the domain of second-rate Greek fertility gods. Why even bother with making a character to go along with it? He's just gonna be "Xx - that guy with the foot-long dick."

Just get her a big-ass dildo, glue some long hair on it and call it a day. Geez.

[salveo-opes.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

[salveo-opes.livejournal.com]

It was just the context of the big and huge that got to me.

You said 'big and huge' and I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

*dies laughing at size queen comment*

[salveo-opes.livejournal.com]

Why yes, I suppose I can envision the hands in that way.

The bedframe issue is not one of those pertinent to the plot details which the readers need to know about. The swoosh, on the other hand, is a major detail.

Yes, figure up the weight times the mass times the motion times the hot, wet, tight and you'll have the formula for the bed manufacturer specifications.

[salveo-opes.livejournal.com]

*blows kisses graciously* Thanks. *g*

Shocks! Yes! Why didn't I think of that sooner?

(PS--go read my latest post here and see if you still heart me afterwards. *G*)

[salveo-opes.livejournal.com]

Ooooh! Shiny!

[salveo-opes.livejournal.com]

Oh, good! I was afraid you'd think I was evil after reading my post. *g*

[salveo-opes.livejournal.com]

That sounds hilarious! I'll go look. *g*

The funny part of writing is writing a male character who evokes deep sympathy in women, when in reality if they were faced with him, would be pissy, petty, and tell him he's a chauvanistic pig. I have yet to figure that one out.

*goes to read*

[ravenclaw-devi.livejournal.com]

And I *heart* you for thinking of the logistics that Anita-smex would require. :p *g*

[witchwillow.livejournal.com]

Anita sleeps on a temperpedic mattress laid over a piece of sheet cardboard laid over a stocked pile of 100%, pure American, Georgia clay, red bricks.

Don't let the bedskirt fool you.

[catskin.livejournal.com]

Sweet, innocent Reina, don't you know that little sylph-like Anita and all her oh-so-feminine-yet-ultra-masculine men couldn't possibly weigh enough to break one of JC's custom built orgy beds?

[world-of-eos.livejournal.com]

For the love of little green apples, somebody needs to teach that woman the "motion of the ocean" quote. Just like everything else about her work, she needs to learn that it should be quality over quantity.

I've seen some TS's who brag about being 12" x 8" but c'mon . . . I know they're lying. They know they're lying. Everybody knows they're lying. They're just doing it to get attention. But LKH can't be lying because by definition, anything she writes is going to be reality (in the Anitaverse, anyway).

At least until she forgets/loses the post-it note and makes up something new.

[lovedstrangely.livejournal.com]

it's the same vampire, jean claude mentions he's six inches in girth and about a foot long.

[witchwillow.livejournal.com]

Isn't that a prayer candle?

[lovedstrangely.livejournal.com]

in the non-anita world it is ;-)

[witchwillow.livejournal.com]

Awwwh. You make me blush *blushes*

[ravenclaw-devi.livejournal.com]

The porn star Long Dong Silver allegedly had an 18" dick... But no, I can imagine a woman wanting to accomodate that unless she's a) paid for it or b) part of the, erm, specialty market for giant-sized dildos.

[briary-flower.livejournal.com]

Anita is not loose! She is tight, tight, tight!

[ayako.livejournal.com]

and always wet... like England :D

[witchwillow.livejournal.com]

http://blog.laurellkhamilton.org/2006/09/hostages.html

http://blog.laurellkhamilton.org/2006/09/rewrite.html

http://blog.laurellkhamilton.org/2006/09/feeling-better.html

Blogflogs: Start here I think.

http://community.livejournal.com/lkh_lashouts/132901.html

[jassanja.livejournal.com]

Now you had be confuses about what Edward has to do with the Dresden Dolls ... now that comes if you assosiate the user icon with the conted of the post