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first of all, ladies and gents...a question:
Where did you find this info about Edward and the whole hostage situation in The Harlequin? I don't read lkh's blog because it's such self-indulgent drivel, but I'd really like to know where the info was found.
btw, BIG HUMONGOUS FOOT LONG PENISES: not cool. really. how loose(see, two o's) does anita have to be to a) accomodate that girth and b) need it that big to even begin to enjoy sex?
random suggestion: there are such awesome writers in here, It would be so cool if one of the fic challenges was actually rewriting a scene/chapter of one of the books, without snarking...just to see what COULD have been.
Where did you find this info about Edward and the whole hostage situation in The Harlequin? I don't read lkh's blog because it's such self-indulgent drivel, but I'd really like to know where the info was found.
btw, BIG HUMONGOUS FOOT LONG PENISES: not cool. really. how loose(see, two o's) does anita have to be to a) accomodate that girth and b) need it that big to even begin to enjoy sex?
random suggestion: there are such awesome writers in here, It would be so cool if one of the fic challenges was actually rewriting a scene/chapter of one of the books, without snarking...just to see what COULD have been.
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Date: 2006-10-24 07:06 pm (UTC)I mean really. I remember when that shit was strictly the domain of second-rate Greek fertility gods. Why even bother with making a character to go along with it? He's just gonna be "Xx - that guy with the foot-long dick."
Just get her a big-ass dildo, glue some long hair on it and call it a day. Geez.
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Date: 2006-10-24 07:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-10-24 07:42 pm (UTC)http://blog.laurellkhamilton.org/2006/09/rewrite.html
http://blog.laurellkhamilton.org/2006/09/feeling-better.html
Blogflogs: Start here I think.
http://community.livejournal.com/lkh_lashouts/132901.html
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Date: 2006-10-24 11:01 pm (UTC)