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[lovedstrangely.livejournal.com]

first of all, ladies and gents...a question:

Where did you find this info about Edward and the whole hostage situation in The Harlequin? I don't read lkh's blog because it's such self-indulgent drivel, but I'd really like to know where the info was found.

btw, BIG HUMONGOUS FOOT LONG PENISES: not cool. really. how loose(see, two o's) does anita have to be to a) accomodate that girth and b) need it that big to even begin to enjoy sex?



random suggestion: there are such awesome writers in here, It would be so cool if one of the fic challenges was actually rewriting a scene/chapter of one of the books, without snarking...just to see what COULD have been.

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[ravenclaw-devi.livejournal.com]

And I *heart* you for thinking of the logistics that Anita-smex would require. :p *g*

[witchwillow.livejournal.com]

Anita sleeps on a temperpedic mattress laid over a piece of sheet cardboard laid over a stocked pile of 100%, pure American, Georgia clay, red bricks.

Don't let the bedskirt fool you.