A day of lulz

[zombiexbunny.livejournal.com]

As my first post to the community, I seriously hope this isn't a repeat post :)

I was reading through the older posts when I ran across a discussion about the Anne Rice fiasco on Amazon.com. Following the links, I ran across something that is just...well...too damn funny not to share.

http://www.likesbooks.com/ppp20032.html#anita


Here's a snippet...


I stopped by Micah's place and was greeted at the door by his enormous member. Of course, Micah himself was still in the bedroom. So I yelled to him that I had arrived, and he replied, "Come". Those were exactly the words I longed to hear. I leapt upon his huge throbbing hunk of meat. I felt him enter me inch by inch. I could feel the hard fullness of him filling me, filling me to the brim, filling me as only a man the size of a minivan could. When it came time to leave, I tried to kiss him goodbye, but I couldn't reach his mouth with his enormous dick in the way.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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[witchwillow.livejournal.com]

RASPBERRIES.

Yes, think RASPBERRIES.

They will save you :)