Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

[ladyravana.livejournal.com]

I was surfing the PDS messageboard, and I came across this little gem.

URL: http://kill.greboguru.org/index_files/book_data/anitablake.htm

It's more or less a book flog for The Whorelequin and freaking HILARIOUS. My favorite part had to be this paragraph:


Jean-Claude was wearing a deeply scoopped neck green lycra top with purple nipple tassles and a vermillion frock coat. A thick mustard yellow belt went over his bright tan leggings. A codpiece shaped like an elephant's head was the final touch. On any other man it would have seemed ridiculous but Jean-Claude made it seem not just right but utterly, utterly masculine. Asher was dressed in...

Now, I dunno about you all, but if this I almost can't believe. Jean-Claude, wearing something THAT hideous and looking like he's trying to upstage Siegfried and Roy. All he needs are a couple of white werelions white tigers and he'd be set. I don't think even Prince would wear something like THAT.

And also...the lollery that is THIS line.

"So Anita Blake, you have become a super saiyan. That will not help you for the great Frieza has powers you have not dreamt of...

*dies laughing* That was freaking PRICELESS.

Also...mayonaisse, WTF?!

Comments

[amamelina.livejournal.com]

Vanilla extract works wonders. It's my family's secret. And it smells good.

Seriously, it works on burns of all kinds. My mom dropped her curling iron down her shirt once, and used a whole bottle of vanilla extract. She went from like second degree burns to just a small red scar in one day. Try it, it works.

[amamelina.livejournal.com]

I honestly forgot about LKH and her vanilla fetish when I suggested it. My mom has been smearing vanilla on us since we were small. Something about it being an old Italian cure-all. But, I'm glad to hear you're browning nicely instead of red. I burn, then peel, and then I'm back to white.