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[naeko.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the compliments on our more humble food. :) J & I can cook, but @thechickenchic treats food the way I treat words.
Posted about 7:50pm PST from TweetDeck

I can't help but feel amused as hell by this. I know Hamilton means this as a compliment, but it so, so isn't. I laughed and read that aloud to my husband who responded with, "... she feeds Hamilton like a momma bird- regurgitating crap directly into her mouth? She has only three ingredients that she uses over and over? She serves a plate full of unseasoned mashed potatoes and calls it a full, gourmet meal?"

I feel sorry for that food. It's like when I see a book that says something along the lines of "Fans of LKH will love this!" The publisher thinks they're doing the book a favor but, really... no. Just no. Seeing that, I know immediately that it will not be a good book. So far, I haven't been let down by this philosophy.

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[morriganscrow.livejournal.com]

J & I can cook, but @thechickenchic treats food the way I treat words.
With complete distain and all the finesse of a partially paralyzed giraffe soaked to the eyeballs on a mix of absinthe and crack?

[naeko.livejournal.com]

ahhahha! Exactly!

[dindrane.livejournal.com]

Doing something to the carcass that's probably illegal in 22 states?

[naeko.livejournal.com]

*spits tea* ahhaha oh, my!

[icecreamempress.livejournal.com]

Letting the dinner sit around until 11:30 at night and then throwing something together minutes before the diners go to bed?

[naeko.livejournal.com]

SEE?! Hamilton thinks she's being complimentary, but this is the sort of hilarious stuff her comparison makes us think about her poor friend ahhha

[gator-grrrl.livejournal.com]

If Pili were ever to prepare a certain fish for dinner, that would be the only time her culinary art would descend to the level of LKH's literary "art" because the dinner and the books would both be utter carp.

[naeko.livejournal.com]

Ack! This made me spit tea all over the place! ahhahhahha