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And the inevitable Blog Flog.



Edward has a perverse streak.

This could be awesome, or terrible, depending on how she handles it.

I for one hope Edward is "perverse" in ways that do NOT lead him to want to screw Anita. Frankly I hope he's only considered pervy for some semi-legit kinks or interests...also, what defines "perverse?" I like both men and women, I like being dragged around on leashes, I wear collars with a lot of glee, and I like milder forms of pain. Am I perverse? Technically, not really.

As an aside, all who hope Edward is secretly gay and lusting after one or more of Anita's yes-men, RAISE YOUR HANDS. *hand UP!!!*

When I was planning OBSIDIAN BUTTERFLY, book nine, I thought it would be set in Arizona or some place close to it. Edward had other ideas. He wanted it to be New Mexico, which I'd never visited. I argued, he won, and the moment I got off the plane and saw the landscape, I knew he was right. He did live here.

And now (getting our excersize today, aren't we?!) everyone who finds that to be seriously fucked up of her to say, RAISE YOUR HANDS. *Hand still UP!*

The last time I tried to set an Edward book in Arizona, and he refused, this time I try for somewhere else, and it looks like he's hinting for Arizona.

...I haven't put my hand down yet.

Need it be said? Everyone who finds her to be totally crazy, RAISE YOUR HANDS.

I know this has been said before, PLENTY of times, but...see...EDWARD IS ONE'A THOSE FICTIONAL CREATURES WHO DOES NOT EXIST. She is his author and creator, SHE CONTROLS HIM, not the other way around.

I know this because if Edward could control her, most of Anita's men would be dead and her books would not suck. I have the faith, you see, that if Edward was somehow real in ANY WAY, and could control her, most of her recent books would just NOT EXIST.

At least I've driven through Arizona.

I pity anyone who lives in Arizona, the apparent location of perverse!Edward's new (pet peeve here) NOVELLA, not NOVELLITE! *shakes fist*

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[sadlikeknives.livejournal.com]

See, even Anita said she expected him to live in a sleek high rise penthouse or something, not in the middle of the freakin' desert.

And up until the end of the book when he was all, "I think I love her or something," and we were clearly supposed to buy the Softer Side of Edward, I genuinely thought skin-crawling was the whole point of that pairing.