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And the inevitable Blog Flog.



Edward has a perverse streak.

This could be awesome, or terrible, depending on how she handles it.

I for one hope Edward is "perverse" in ways that do NOT lead him to want to screw Anita. Frankly I hope he's only considered pervy for some semi-legit kinks or interests...also, what defines "perverse?" I like both men and women, I like being dragged around on leashes, I wear collars with a lot of glee, and I like milder forms of pain. Am I perverse? Technically, not really.

As an aside, all who hope Edward is secretly gay and lusting after one or more of Anita's yes-men, RAISE YOUR HANDS. *hand UP!!!*

When I was planning OBSIDIAN BUTTERFLY, book nine, I thought it would be set in Arizona or some place close to it. Edward had other ideas. He wanted it to be New Mexico, which I'd never visited. I argued, he won, and the moment I got off the plane and saw the landscape, I knew he was right. He did live here.

And now (getting our excersize today, aren't we?!) everyone who finds that to be seriously fucked up of her to say, RAISE YOUR HANDS. *Hand still UP!*

The last time I tried to set an Edward book in Arizona, and he refused, this time I try for somewhere else, and it looks like he's hinting for Arizona.

...I haven't put my hand down yet.

Need it be said? Everyone who finds her to be totally crazy, RAISE YOUR HANDS.

I know this has been said before, PLENTY of times, but...see...EDWARD IS ONE'A THOSE FICTIONAL CREATURES WHO DOES NOT EXIST. She is his author and creator, SHE CONTROLS HIM, not the other way around.

I know this because if Edward could control her, most of Anita's men would be dead and her books would not suck. I have the faith, you see, that if Edward was somehow real in ANY WAY, and could control her, most of her recent books would just NOT EXIST.

At least I've driven through Arizona.

I pity anyone who lives in Arizona, the apparent location of perverse!Edward's new (pet peeve here) NOVELLA, not NOVELLITE! *shakes fist*

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She reminds me of some truly obsessed role-players, who have insanely Mary Sue characters and yet insist the characters are 3-Dimensional people, not just perfected expressions of themselves.

And now, through her cast of characters she can get back at the snotty/slutty head cheerleader, and the footbal, basketball AND track team all adore her. The teachers and other authority figures defer to her and ask her advice.

But if one of them died? It would mean her alter ego isn't even perfect. Horrors. Sigh. It's easy to forget the real world and get caught up in the make-believe, but in the end it doesn't do your make-believe world any justice.

*joins you in the creeped out section*