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[judes.livejournal.com]

more questions for the confused.



anita always mentions she can't cross her arms over her giant boobs. so today while slacking at work, i attempted to cross my arms over my boobs (yes, i am that much of a dork). awkward, but manageable. but who the hell crosses their arms over their boobs anyway? it's so much more comfortable under. i mean if it's not possible for her to, then she must have double Fs or something, i would imagine it would be terrible on her small frame. i know people who have back problems and breathing problems because of them. and wouldn't it get in the way of her ass kicking? and don't breasts get smaller if you are super muscular? and isn't the fascination with big breasts so...early 90s?

and after another repetitive scene of anita giving JC head and how she looooves it when he's small, blah blah blah. it made me wonder. does anita ever get head? or is she always ready to squirt juices whenever anybody even touches her? does she just skip over the foreplay because the ard-ihwigh;aoiwheg makes it irrelevent? you would think that someone who is always into "women being strong" and such would write porn that gives the woman pleasure, but not the wham bam somehow perfectly curved penis that always strikes the g spot every time because he is her soooulmate with his monster wang.

somehow in my mind whenever anita has sex with nathaniel i cringe cringe cringe. once again, it's something that bothers a lot of people but i just had to get it out there. i just think that anita shouldn't be with anybody who is inexperienced, because it feels somehow corrupting. i didn't feel that way with micah or jc or richard because they've all been there done that, but nathaniel is...pure in a way, if that makes sense, even though he's been through so much crap. but each time anita touches him, or he looks at her with his big dopey eyes i cry a little inside. i just want to tell him DON'T YOU SEE THE SELFISH BITCH THAT SHE IS. YOU DESERVE BETTER.

do i make any sense? or has DM totally ruined me?

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[mneiai.livejournal.com]

I've got, well, they're technically I's, and if I try, yeah, I can cross my arms over my chest. But, really, do ANY females, even small breasted ones, cross their arms over their chests? My sister has A-cups and I swear I've never seen HER do it.

Breasts are mostly fatty tissue, so when you exercise more you burn more fat. Most people who exercise all the time and are in great shape don't have huge breasts. Plus, with everything Anita does? If her breasts were that big she would always have to wear a sports bra. If I might have a fight whenever I go out, gods knows I wouldn't wear anything but something extremely supportive.

I don't really care what she does with Nathaniel, because I couldn't care less about Nathaniel. He's a ridiculous attempt at writing a sub/masochist and should be in therapy considering what he allows everyone to do with/think of him.

[ditaykan.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. Underwire sportsbra, probably one of those things with the back support jobbies as well.

Has LKH ever seen the Olympics? No female I have ever seen on those things have large breasts. It just doesn't work with the way they work out, their bodies will- not might, will- burn the fat for fuel.

People with large breasts tend to work around them, but they still get in the way. Does anybody remember that scene where Anita is trying to get through a thin crevice to escape the lamia? If her breasts were truly large enough that she couldn't get her arms around them, and they only scraped against the walls of the crevice hard enough to leave scratches- and remember, breasts are mostly fat and fat is easily compressible- then she could have just turned herself backwards, facing the way she'd already come, and scooted through easily.

[judes.livejournal.com]

when nathaniel appeared i thought he was interesting.
he was different from characters in most books, but then he morphed into this...wife like being who waits on anita hand and foot. sigh.

[freulan1.livejournal.com]

Mostly fat? No. See:

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_319.html

[naeko.livejournal.com]

Ha, I'm a 38L (or M, the L bras I got recently don't fit well. Boobs suck.) and I can cross my arms over my boobs. Not around the FRONT of them, but over the top of them. If I try and cross them UNDER my boobs, it's a srain. And it pushes my boobs up to my chin and looks really lame. And honestly, if her boobs were -that big- she would have a really hard time doing many athletic things. Believe me, I know.

It's just another example of LKH not thinking before she writes :/

[ambrmerlinus.livejournal.com]

Your avatar is wonderful.

[ditaykan.livejournal.com]

Okay, I have DDs and I can cross my arms over my breasts. Or at least in front of them, because crossing them actually OVER my breasts doesn't look impressive or strong- it actually looks kind of stupid.

And yes, breasts are mostly fat and also generally the first to go when you start exercising a lot, especially if they're large. I'm also 5'7, and I have slight lower back pain- which I actually help with DDR and horseback riding, to help loosen the muscles. Anita is what, 5'3? Yeah, her back should be hurting. My 5'2 aunt has roughly the same size breasts and they hurt, why should Anita be exempt?

About the foreplay- I've a friend who can orgasm without foreplay, but she says she appreciates it anyway. Most women do require/want at least a little foreplay, there are a few who can come with only the physical sex. Hey, here's a thought- what if, because Anita tends to have all these men crawling all over her at once, she just gets so much manual 'thrust and piston' action that eventually she gets stimulated enough to orgasm? It takes the average man what, say, five minutes but the average woman fourteen? Okay... so Anita would only need three men to go screaming, but she typically has seven. More than enough.

And now I can't get that out of my head. *pokes Anita's clitoris experimentally* "AAAAUGH! SO BIG! SO GOOD! AAAAUGH!" ditaykan: "Oh, ew. It's on my shirt." Anita: "YOU HAVE FED THE ARDREUOER DESPITE BEING WOMAN! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!" ditaykan: "Er... it actually looks like you have a mini-penis down there, so that could mean a hell of a lot of nerve endings...?" Anita: "BUT I'M NOT GAY!" ditaykan: "Grand scheme of things, it doesn't matter. The body don't care."

[judes.livejournal.com]

yeah. it feels so uncomfortable to cross my arms in front. realism doesn't work in the anitaverse though. sigh.

what you say does make sense. i mean if she has the boys take turns, then she can orgasm. i agree. but that's not what happens! it's mostly a kiss or two then thrust thrust thrust and they have amazing screaming SIMULTANEOUS orgasms. with NEW PARTNERS. how rare is that? but i guess the ard-oihwegihoaiwheg is magical in that it can make you a sex goddess.

harharhar. yeah even though i don't really care about woman on woman action, it would be a big step for either anita to admit she is homophobic or for her to just do it with a girl already.

[allova.livejournal.com]

I think the truly important question is, why does it matter how/where Anita crosses her arms? Greater authors than Ms Hamilton have sufficed themselves with "So-and-so crossed her arms." It's not rocket science. We all know how it's done.

[judes.livejournal.com]

but her breasts have their own postal code.
so her perils must be heard every time she attempts to cross her arms and those darn balls of fat get in the way.

she lives such a hard life.

[dwg.livejournal.com]

Every time I read about Anita going down on the flaccid JC and how much he likes it, I keep thinking, "No, those aren't cries of pleasure - those are cries of pain." Because it just seems like a painful experience - well, Anita givng head alone may be that, but...flaccid? Part of me just goes YEEEOOOUCH.

*coughMicahcough* And she describes Anita loving the taste of herself on Micah's lips, for she tastes like raaaaain rather than meat or fish like other women-folk. *sporks self*

See, now I cringe at Nathaniel sex for other reasons. Since he was introduced as Mister-Can't-Say-No, it just seems wrong for him to be taking all the initiative in the rough smex. That, and Anita's kinda like more of a maternal figure to him - at least in my head - so her having sex with him is more creepy than hot. It's like she's taking advantage of him just because he can't say no. And that's so not healthy, man.

And on top of all that, she's not a very good Domme at all. Oh, Nathaniel, you could do so much better. Go off, boy, yonder to the Circus and hook up with Asher and Valentina.

[rantingmule.livejournal.com]

For the Valentina mention, you win the internet. XD

[judes.livejournal.com]

i would imagine anita uses lots of teeth.

thank god i have never read micah. what does rain taste like?
wait i remember there being a mention of anita being a "rainmaker" or something where she is a squirter. oh my god the mental imagery. *dies* what book is that from?

yes! for me i see anita as a kind of big sister to nathaniel. so every time they boink....it's like incest. and they read BEDTIME STORIES to each other. he needs a childhood.

i want to see more asher in the newest book. sigh.

[darksongtrilogy.livejournal.com]

Re: breast size. I'm a B/C cup, depending on where I buy, and I cross my arms under. And never pondered the significance of that simple act. Women have boobs. Your cross your arms underneath them. End of story. It's a natural process.

Richard and Micah have both given Anita head, and they're the only two we've ever been informed of. Foreplay has been minimal to nonexistent ever since the ardeur appeared, but I figure anyone screwing a dozen guys in the space of 24 hours isn't going to have a problem with lubrication. LKH is going for quantity rather than quality, and it shows. The next edition of Webster's will have her picture under skanky.

Yuck. Just, yuck.

[judes.livejournal.com]

richard has gone down on her? wow ten points to him.
i would have thought if anybody would do it, it's JC, being the master of love and french and all.

just the thought of screwing that many guys without some artificial lube just makes me feel uncomfortable. this girl must stay hydrated all the time.

"LKH is going for quantity rather than quality, and it shows." i agree. it's like the more people you have sex with, the better the sex gets.

[judes.livejournal.com]

oh! i found two sentences in DM where JC does go down on anita.
and apparently makes her come like two or three times in a row.

half of a friggin paragraph and she comes that many times. good god woman, do you have a clit piercing or something.

[randomsome1.livejournal.com]

Maybe her boobs are like a shelf?

Mine are little enough that it just looks and feels funny. Or maybe LKH's Anita's are hanging down almost to her belly button, and thus she's really just crossing her arms where normal people do.

[judes.livejournal.com]

hahahaha probably. i can see her placing her drink on her chest while she drives.

gravity and large objects.

[shalanar.livejournal.com]

I'm a DDD, and I'm 5'3". A) I can fold my arms over my boobs, no problem. I can even cross them under my boobs, though it looks silly when I do. B) Some amount of back pain is a way of life with boobs that are large. Anita either wouldn't be able to do the things she does, or her boobs would have shrunk from the athletic activity.

Of course maybe they're fake...LKH would never admit it...

[judes.livejournal.com]

yeah maybe after being oh so broken hearted about her WASP fiancee breaking up with her because OMGRACISM she went and got a boob job.

[defiler-wyrm.livejournal.com]

Yeah that thing about not being able to cross her arms over her boobs is BS. I know a woman with double-Z's [I wish I was making that up, really I do] and she crosses her arms all the damned time. Though you're very right about UNDER-the-boobs. Come on, doesn't take that much to figure that one out, Laurell.

how she looooves it when he's small
*SNERK* Flaccid penises aren't sexy. They're FUNNY. They're and endless source of amusement. [Well not really, only 'til blood flow ruins it but then it's still— shutting up.]

[rantingmule.livejournal.com]

What gets me is that Anita has apparently fit JC's flaccid cock AND his whole scrotum in her mouth AT THE SAME TIME, unless I seriously misread it (and I'm pretty sure I got it right)...and I just have to wonder how eeny he gets when soft. :P I mean...*COUGH* IN THE SAME OF SCIENCE, I tried that once. I couldn't fit 'em. And it didn't stay soft long enough for a second try.

[jeannette.livejournal.com]

So uhm, here's a funny perspective.

I'm 4'11" with DDs, and while I CAN cross my arms under my boobs (or over for that matter), I generally don't. When I want to look menacing or stubborn I generally just put my hands on my hips. Same effect, same body language, but a different adaptation. As someone said above, women with large breasts tend to work around it. Subconciously. SO WHY DOES ANITA HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT EVERY TIME?

[judes.livejournal.com]

people in this community have giant breasts. i hope that didn't sound offensive but WHOA. you girls must be awesomely curvy.

i can just see anita putting her hands on her hips, tipping her head to one side, and saying "you want a piece of this?" *snorts*

it's because each of anita's actions can do no wrong and will further her character development showing her mental instability and insecurity. or because LKH requires filler.

[alex-lebeau.livejournal.com]

Now I feel all inadequate for having A cups.

*sobs*

My breast-fu does not match Anita's breast-fu, and we're the same size for pity's sake!

[temperance22.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she might be able to get his how package in that mouth...but remeber...she can also go all the way down on her soulmate.

As for being tall, instead of short/curvy...I'm 5 foot 9 and a half, and I have DD boobs...and yes, I get back pains sometimes, and i cross under...but for me, the dont look that big, because im tall lol.