[identity profile] blogfloggery.livejournal.com
Link: Dec 5 2014, 12:31
Disclaimer: This blog entry is verbatim, as originally posted on LKH's Facebook. Copyright belongs to Ma Petite Enterprises.

UK fans:

Many of you were unable to receive a signed copy of Jason as the bookstore we worked with in the US for a limited pre-signing was unable to ship overseas. As this was very unfair, we contacted the UK publisher Headline and they sent us a box of 100 Jason cover postcards that Laurell has signed and sent back to them for her fans.

Contact Caitlin at Headline to see how you can receive one!
-MM Jess

Link: Dec 5 2014, 19:51

Did you enjoy the sneak peek of Dead Ice in the back of Jason?

Here's the cover for the next Anita Blake novel, Dead Ice! Due out Summer 2015.

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[identity profile] blogfloggery.livejournal.com
Link: Aug 28 2014, 5:59
Disclaimer: This blog entry is verbatim, as originally posted on LKH's Facebook. Copyright belongs to Ma Petite Enterprises.

At DragonCon Laurell's merchandise booth will be on the second floor of America's Mart, in the same place we were at last year. We will have t-shirts, the comic books, and more! Say hello to the minions and pick up something shiny! -MM Jess

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[identity profile] sharkbytes.livejournal.com

We've all been laughing/shuddering at some of the art in the comic version of Guilty Pleasures.  Like the thunder thighs and the throw-proportions-to-the-wind attitude.  Now we have something far more disturbing to laugh at:  They're selling merchandise with the comic book art imprinted on it.  I had to look, and I swear, anyone in this community could make better items for sale using one hand and a pack of sharpies.  The most offensive offering, in my humble opinion, were these *extremely sexy* men's boxer shorts with Comic!Jean-Claude emblazoned on the thigh.  

So many questions spring to mind: Who would wear these? Who would make these?  Was it deliberate?  Why are the boxers the cheap white kind that are given away at theme parties, usually bearing the legend "i danced my pants off at _______'s sweet 16"?  

But anyway, i thought i'd share the lolz, because nothing says funny like Anita Blake postage pals.  Not an actual stamp, mind.  But a sticker of some sort with a space for the stamp.  Sorry, LKH.  Elvis can be a stamp.  Not Anita.  


EDIT:  One of the things that has always bothered me is that on almost every piece of merchandise, there is a huge font that reads"Laurell K Hamilton Anita Blake Series" or some incarnation of the statement.  In my humble opinion, merchandise that is successful is subtle, without much fanfare and credit, that allows fans to squee when they see it, and non-fans to wonder what the deal is.  Case in point: I have a black tshirt with a huge yellow pepper on the front with a big bite taken out of it.  That's it.  People will stop me in the street to ask where i got it, what it's about, etc.  Fans of Iron Chef, who get the reference, literally go berserk and ask where they can get one.  That is successful merchandise, it doesn't need a huge font at the bottom proclaiming Iron Chef, and whoever the hell created it. 

[identity profile] vanity-lost.livejournal.com
• Don't date vampires, kill them unless they’re hot, hunky, gorgeous, well-endowed males.
• The Executioner is shorter than you expect and way bitchier.
• Just because you're human doesn't mean you aren't one of the monsters it also doesn’t mean you’re actually human.
• Zombies have rights too. They have every right to do whatever Anita says.
• Never waste a really good threat. And never hesitate to reuse a really good threat ad nauseum.
• An atheist with a cross is a truly pitiful sight, but then, so is everyone who isn’t Anita.
• If you have to be anyone's property, go with people you know. But if you have to sleep with someone, go with anyone who is gorgeous, well-endowed and male.
• Screaming is for when you don't have anything better to do. Or when you are doing someone.
• Guilt is a wonderful motivator. But sex is better.
• Illusion is everything. But sex is better.
• Cars are not fun to chase. They don't bleed. Neither do vampires, but they give good sex.
• People generally see what they want to see. Or what Anita tells them to.
• Paranoia is just another name for longevity. Longevity is just another name for having lots of sex.
• Never forget who your enemies are. You’ll be sleeping with them in the next book.
• Always get out of the way of charging werewolf. Unless he’s naked and there’s bed nearby.
• If you French kiss a vampire, you risk lip and tongue injury. But it’s kinky that way, and you can wax poetic over that coppery taste.
• Life is tough and the universe is not fair. Because then Anita would have nothing to angst over and Richard would be dead.
• Sometimes there is nothing you can do. Except sex. You can always do sex.
• Everyone is cannon fodder. Eventually. Unless you’re Anita, Richard, Jean-Claude, Asher, Nathaniel, Micah, or other members of Anita’s posse.
• Sometimes childish will get you what you want. But sex always gets the job done.
• Jeans and sneakers do not inspire confidence as ceremonial get-up. Naked works better. 

(adopted from: www2.crosswinds.net/vancouver/~robyn/anitaisms.html and the T-shirt on Laurell's website)


And on a somewhat more positive note, because it's a lovely day and I'm in a good mood because I finished the umpteenth rewrite on my paper:  Is there anything you still like about the Anita Blake books or the Merry Gentry series? What are your glimmers of hope? Is it just about favorite characters?
[identity profile] dwg.livejournal.com
One of my friends IM'd me and we got to discussing Kim Harrison vs LKH - he was feeling all special that Harrison replied to his guestbook entry, and then I lead him to the trauma of the scary LKH image on the official site.

ExpandThat's when he pointed out the Micah merch. )

From a design standpoint, I really don't like the fonts on any of the shirts. I keep thinking that I, or my friends, could come up with something classier over a weekend with photoshop and iron-on transfers.

>:)=

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