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[lovedstrangely.livejournal.com]

first of all, ladies and gents...a question:

Where did you find this info about Edward and the whole hostage situation in The Harlequin? I don't read lkh's blog because it's such self-indulgent drivel, but I'd really like to know where the info was found.

btw, BIG HUMONGOUS FOOT LONG PENISES: not cool. really. how loose(see, two o's) does anita have to be to a) accomodate that girth and b) need it that big to even begin to enjoy sex?



random suggestion: there are such awesome writers in here, It would be so cool if one of the fic challenges was actually rewriting a scene/chapter of one of the books, without snarking...just to see what COULD have been.

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[salveo-opes.livejournal.com]

It was just the context of the big and huge that got to me.

You said 'big and huge' and I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

*dies laughing at size queen comment*

[salveo-opes.livejournal.com]

Why yes, I suppose I can envision the hands in that way.

The bedframe issue is not one of those pertinent to the plot details which the readers need to know about. The swoosh, on the other hand, is a major detail.

Yes, figure up the weight times the mass times the motion times the hot, wet, tight and you'll have the formula for the bed manufacturer specifications.

[salveo-opes.livejournal.com]

*blows kisses graciously* Thanks. *g*

Shocks! Yes! Why didn't I think of that sooner?

(PS--go read my latest post here and see if you still heart me afterwards. *G*)

[salveo-opes.livejournal.com]

Ooooh! Shiny!

[salveo-opes.livejournal.com]

Oh, good! I was afraid you'd think I was evil after reading my post. *g*

[salveo-opes.livejournal.com]

That sounds hilarious! I'll go look. *g*

The funny part of writing is writing a male character who evokes deep sympathy in women, when in reality if they were faced with him, would be pissy, petty, and tell him he's a chauvanistic pig. I have yet to figure that one out.

*goes to read*

[ravenclaw-devi.livejournal.com]

And I *heart* you for thinking of the logistics that Anita-smex would require. :p *g*

[witchwillow.livejournal.com]

Anita sleeps on a temperpedic mattress laid over a piece of sheet cardboard laid over a stocked pile of 100%, pure American, Georgia clay, red bricks.

Don't let the bedskirt fool you.

[catskin.livejournal.com]

Sweet, innocent Reina, don't you know that little sylph-like Anita and all her oh-so-feminine-yet-ultra-masculine men couldn't possibly weigh enough to break one of JC's custom built orgy beds?